In which Ashlene in particular looks very silly indeed, and Mia develops an extra set of boobs.

*~~~~~*

[3:03] Darth North: my pickup line “do you want to come home and unwrap my hot cooker”

[3:09] Darth North: http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/photos-of-cervix/
[3:09] Chinchilla Allen: lets skip to therapy together
[3:09] Darth North: cgeck that out
[3:09] Chinchilla Allen: Darth!
[3:09] Darth North: its gross
[3:10] Ham Rambler is terrified of checking that link
[3:10] Emmie Fairymeadow: Hi Chin
[3:10] Doramia Aeon: is not clicking any lnks, lol
[3:10] Chinchilla Allen: me too
[3:10] Riko Kamachi: yeah, best not to, lol
[3:10] Darth North: its a girl thing
[3:10] Ashlene McMinnar: I’m reading “cervix” and becoming unsure
[3:10] Ashlene McMinnar: but I licked it
[3:10] Caesar Osterham: Be afraid, Ham. Be VERY afraid.
[3:10] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[3:10] Chinchilla Allen: LOL
[3:10] Riko Kamachi: lol
[3:10] Darth North: thats enough to put a guy off sex
[3:10] Ashlene McMinnar: clicked it*
[3:10] Emmie Fairymeadow: lol
[3:10] Riko Kamachi: you licked it?
[3:10] Ham Rambler: licked it!!!!!!!
[3:10] Ham Rambler: OMG
[3:10] Riko Kamachi: OMG
[3:10] Doramia Aeon: best typo of the day goes to Ash
[3:10] Riko Kamachi: and ash hits my blog again
[3:10] Ashlene McMinnar: NO NO NO NO!!!!
[3:11] Ham Rambler: I plan to go eat shortly…so I think I’ll steer clear of that link
[3:11] Ashlene McMinnar: Omfg. I definitely would NOT lick that!!!

[*loves it when DJ Ash says I'm awesome... and then cracks up on air!*]
[3:51] Riko Kamachi: it’s fairly obvious
[3:52] Riko Kamachi: the DJ rocks!
[3:52] Riko Kamachi: Awwww! *hugs Ash tightly*
[3:53] Riko Kamachi: even if Ash’s cute accent made that sound like ‘arsesome’
[3:53] Cynara DeSantis: I shoulda got up earlier
[3:53] Mercada Sosa: what type of accent is this
[3:53] Riko Kamachi: ARRRR!!!!
[3:53] Cynara DeSantis: lol Riko, she maybe meant that
[3:53] wayne Keng: dutch
[3:53] Mercada Sosa: South or North or Pirate
[3:53] Riko Kamachi: I GOT HER!
[3:53] Riko Kamachi: I GOT HER!
[3:53] Cynara DeSantis: rofl
[3:53] Riko Kamachi: *:-.,_,.-:*’´ `*. HoOoOoO!¸.*´`’*:-.,_,.-:*
[3:54] Cynara DeSantis: Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[3:54] Mercada Sosa: I’m guessing Midlands
[3:54] Mercada Sosa: but I am American so what do I know
[3:54] Cynara DeSantis: nah she is a furriner
[3:54] Ashlene McMinnar: I’m Dutch
[3:54] Riko Kamachi: LOLLLLLLL
[3:54] Ashlene McMinnar: Omg. Riko Imma kick you =P
[3:54] Cynara DeSantis: Nederlands I think lol
[3:54] Riko Kamachi hides from Ash behind Ham
[3:55] Ashlene McMinnar: I made the mistake of looking at my screen just as Riko said “even if Ash’s cute accent made that sound like ‘arsesome’” THAT

[DJ Iso's birthday - I came as a tiny sheep embedded in a cake and Iso was a punk porcupine with huge boobs. as you do...]
[13:33] Danton Thirroul is VERy disturbed… because on his screen… isobela’s avi is a teeny hedehog… with, given its size and body proportions… HUGE TITS?
[13:33] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[13:33] Isobela Capalini snorts
[13:33] Danton Thirroul cams closer
[13:33] Danton Thirroul: yep
[13:33] Danton Thirroul: if that avi was life siz4e- they would be EPIC BOOBAGE!
[13:34] Robt Rhode: Uh huh
[13:34] Isobela Capalini: WOWZWEER
[13:34] Isobela Capalini: Epic tits
[13:34] Riko Kamachi: they’re not huge, thy’re made of cotton wool.
[13:34] Danton Thirroul: so like real life then it seems (he says in hope)
[13:34] Isobela Capalini: Lemme check
[13:34] Danton Thirroul: hmmmn.
[13:34] Isobela Capalini: lifts one then the other.. Not bad
[13:34] Danton Thirroul: I think you may need a second opinion Iso…
[13:34] Danton Thirroul: I know…
[13:34] Danton Thirroul: take some pictures…
[13:34] Isobela Capalini: I may!!!
[13:34] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[13:34] Danton Thirroul: send them to me!
[13:34] Isobela Capalini: I will!!!
[13:35] Danton Thirroul: RL ones OBVIOUSLY!
[13:35] Danton Thirroul: and then I can judge!
[13:35] Danton Thirroul: I have hundres of your avis!
[13:35] Ashlene McMinnar: Amen to that
[13:35] Danton Thirroul thinks
[13:35] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[13:35] Ashlene McMinnar: OMFG. RIKO WHAT ARE YOU
[13:35] Danton Thirroul: I THINK just so I do not get confused with the countless other pictures like that I have (my services are often required see)…
[13:35] Riko Kamachi DIES LAUGHING
[13:36] Angelinaa Rae: she looks like a cake
[13:36] Angelinaa Rae: wheres the knife
[13:36] Danton Thirroul: It would be good if you could sign your name, and date stamp the pictures before you send them… just sign your name and maybe write something like…
[13:36] Angelinaa Rae: cut a piece of cake
[13:36] Isobela Capalini: is in tears
[13:36] Riko Kamachi runs from the knife!
[13:36] Danton Thirroul: “Danton nibble here’ on your skin with an arrow pointing or summit,,.,
[13:36] Danton Thirroul: NOT that you know… I think about this kinda stuff…
[13:36] Ashlene McMinnar: OH boy.
[13:36] Danton Thirroul: a lot…
[13:36] Danton Thirroul: all the time…
[13:36] Angelinaa Rae: what flavor is the cake
[13:37] Isobela Capalini snickers
[13:37] Ashlene McMinnar: I have a cake costume but it’s skanky.
[13:37] Gabrielle Zsun: hahah ashlene
[13:37] Riko Kamachi: Iso just sent me a photo of her RL boobs!
[13:37] Danton Thirroul looks at Iso…
[13:37] Isobela Capalini gave you My tits.
[13:37] Ashlene McMinnar: Omfg. Iso! O.o
[13:37] Danton Thirroul: Thats note date stamped!
[13:37] Danton Thirroul: I think its shopped
[13:37] Robt Rhode: Not tinnies I hope
[13:37] Isobela Capalini: ya think?/ I had to trim some
[13:38] Gabrielle Zsun: hides eyes
[13:38] Isobela Capalini: I think it’s udderly delightful
[13:38] Danton Thirroul: so anyways Isobela…
[13:38] Bones Ghost: moo
[13:38] Danton Thirroul smiles eagerly
[13:38] Danton Thirroul: ABout those pictures!
[13:38] Bones Ghost: someone said udderly?
[13:38] Isobela Capalini: is in tears.. and can hardly speak
[13:38] Danton Thirroul grins more
[13:39] Bones Ghost: moo
[13:39] Danton Thirroul: jpeg format is fine you know.
[13:39] Danton Thirroul: SO is avi… if you know… you wanna spice it up and send a video…
[13:39] Riko Kamachi: lol i saw them NOW
[13:39] Danton Thirroul grins nicely… “I am filled with many good ideas like that…”
[13:39] Ashlene McMinnar: Oh lordy, who let him in? LOL
[13:39] Danton Thirroul waves at Ash
[13:39] Danton Thirroul: Its a service I offer… its a skill…

[14:14] Danton Thirroul: U ladder my tights- I kick your ass!

[3:48] Danton Thirroul: That Story scared the Pants off me!!
[3:48] Danton Thirroul: Guess i better put my Pants back On….
[3:48] Doramia Aeon: you wear pants?
[3:48] Riko Kamachi: i should hope he does
[3:48] Doramia Aeon: always see him in skirts and fishies
[3:49] Danton Thirroul: cos they look GOOD on me!

[3:53] Danton Thirroul: ***Oh my god, she used me. I was used, I was used. Cool.***
[3:54] Riko Kamachi: Mira used you?
[3:54] Miranda Milestone: from what movie is that? american pie?
[3:54] Miranda Milestone: I like to use danton
[3:54] Danton Thirroul: yes Mirs… and yes riko… mirs uses me- all the time
[3:54] Riko Kamachi: as a washcloth?
[3:54] Cynara DeSantis: as toilet paper?
[3:54] Riko Kamachi: or a mop?
[3:54] Doramia Aeon: it’s like danton is a blow up doll
[3:54] Miranda Milestone: he can do some miracle things with his…. oh, nvm
[3:54] Danton Thirroul: TOILET PAPER?
[3:54] Riko Kamachi: Cyn’s comment FTW
[3:54] Danton Thirroul: Cynara… you’re DARK!
[3:55] Cynara DeSantis: <——from the dark side
[3:55] Danton Thirroul: I mean… DAMN!
[3:55] Danton Thirroul: Thta's sick… that's perverse… that made me get a little sick in my mouth…
[3:55] Riko Kamachi: ewwwww
[3:55] Danton Thirroul: I LIKE you!
[3:55] Doramia Aeon: toilet paper, so you mean Danton is cheap, usable and disposable?
[3:55] Riko Kamachi: YES!
[3:55] Danton Thirroul: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[15:44] Angus Mesmer: sorry, I might have broken Danton a bit on the end

[7:44] Kennef Riggles: sweet sweet ibuprofen… take my cares away with your anti-inflammatory lovin'

[12:58] Riko Kamachi: b00b!
[12:58] Rebecca Schwager buttons her shirt

[9:35] Uke Takashi: Ota stop dating Lag Linden

[8:03] Ex Guardian: what is there to do besides walking around looking dumb?
[8:03] Riko Kamachi: Hi Ex – well, what are you interested in?
[8:03] teri Renfold: walk around looking smart?
[8:03] Ex Guardian: i like strippers
[8:04] Riko Kamachi: Well… I'm sure you can find that in search…
[8:04] erp Maven: Watching strippers IS looking dumb.

[9:27] Ashlene McMinnar shouts: I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING QUITE LIKE A MOOOOOOOOSE!!!
[9:28] Ashlene McMinnar: didnt mean to shout that

[2:37] Ashlene McMinnar: i got such stories about that boing.
[2:37] Millionare Magic: bouncy
[2:37] Ashlene McMinnar: Was our wedding day and during the reception my friend gave me the boing cos i'd been wanting it for ages
[2:37] Ashlene McMinnar: so excited as i was
[2:37] Ashlene McMinnar: i immediately put it to use
[2:37] Cynara DeSantis waits
[2:37] Ashlene McMinnar: but got stuck in lag
[2:37] Cynara DeSantis: landed in the cake?
[2:37] Riko Kamachi: good thing D's not here to read what you just said Ash
[2:37] Ashlene McMinnar: so with my big ass ufo ballroom wedding dress
[2:38] Cynara DeSantis: omg lol
[2:38] Ashlene McMinnar: continued boinging for 15 mins straight
[2:38] Riko Kamachi collapses
[2:38] Doramia Aeon: oh noooo, LOL
[2:38] Cynara DeSantis: ~*~*GIGGLE*~*~*~
[2:38] Ashlene McMinnar: i couldnt get out of it it was so bad and i laughed so much
[2:38] Riko Kamachi: i bet
[2:38] Doramia Aeon: the Boing Bride
[2:38] Ashlene McMinnar: I did a lotta more boinging that night
[2:38] Ashlene McMinnar:
[2:39] Cynara DeSantis: o_O

[4:01] Danton Thirroul screams and grabs his genitals

[12:03] Doramia Aeon: why did the women in medevil times think huge hips rolls looked good????
[12:08] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[12:08] Riko Kamachi: what?
[12:08] Riko Kamachi: baroque don't you mean?
[12:08] Doramia Aeon: i'm cinderella
[12:08] Doramia Aeon: and my hips look like giant breasts
-
[12:32] Doramia Aeon: tries to adjust the cleavage that is my hips
[12:32] Doramia Aeon: they are lopsided

[Sid and her awesome water-spewing toilet avi XD]
[17:00] Riko Kamachi: sid, i know D's gorgeous, but no need to drool
[17:00] Danton Thirroul: I am not
[17:00] Julianne Auster: LOL
[17:00] Sabrina McGee laughs
[17:00] Sidonie Carlberg: QUAK?
[17:00] Danton Thirroul: I am merely a compostit of smexy pixels

[9:14] Saybera Drake: when I think of Pink ….I remember the first time I heard my mom swear ….she put ME in a pink dres and I got dirty and she changed me…I did it again and finally went to church and the preacher said "WHY aintchew juss the CUTEST little girl I've ever seen?" and I said "Why aint you just the biggest tick turd I've ever seen" pink = epic asswhipping

[9:14] Miranda Milestone: remove your hands from my bony bottom, Mr Thirroul!

I don’t normally do this… but I wanted to give a shout out for artoo Magneto, owner of AKEYO. As well as prim furniture and clothing, he makes *amazing* dance and AO animations.

Why am I posting this to my blog? Well, basically, this morning I received a folder with 18 of his dance animations, full-perm, which have been ripped using one of the scum viewers and passed from hand to hand by oblivious residents. I don’t blame the people passing the folder around, I blame the git who originally ripped these animations… but at any rate, if you are looking for new dances or AO animations, please check this guy out and support original creators in Second Life.

Thank you.

This week has been one hell of a ride on Second Life. I’ve had the pleasant experiences of multiple crashes, astronomical lag, full sim crashes, annoying newbies and trolls. Last night I was so irate about the complicated mix of the above I was experiencing that I was ready there and then to log off and not return.

I am pretty much known for being sentimental and forgiving towards others as a person – it’s something I strive for in myself, anyway. But I’ll tell you one thing that has driven me COMPLETELY insane, and you know what that is?

The evil, destructive, brainless and moronic TWATS who use copybots to take and sell content which isn’t theirs.

Believe me, one of the words in the above sentence is not one I use. But here, I feel it is justified. These people do not deserve to own computers. These people should be banned permanently and thoroughly from Second Life. They are scum.

Some background here :-

Two weeks ago, I visited a couple of sims which house the new store Alchemy Immortalis. I fell in love with the place immediately, and started taking photos using the Emerald viewer. About 15 minutes after my arrival there, I received a lovely little IM :-

[11:49] alejandra Chayoo: Second Life 0.1.2 (0) Feb 6 2009 16:05:28 (CryoLife) :Alchemy Immortalis
[11:49] alejandra Chayoo: Second Life 0.1.2 (0) Feb 6 2009 16:05:28 (CryoLife) :Alchemy Immortalis
[11:49] alejandra Chayoo: Second Life 0.1.2 (0) Feb 6 2009 16:05:28 (CryoLife) :Alchemy Immortalis
[11:49] alejandra Chayoo: Second Life 0.1.2 (0) Feb 6 2009 16:05:28 (CryoLife) :Alchemy Immortalis

At this point I had no idea why I had received this IM, or what ‘Cryolife’ is. Now, I know better. Cryolife is an open source viewer which allows an avatar to copy any object, any texture, any sculpty, even those worn by an avatar to their inventory with full permissions. For some reason, the Emerald viewer is unique in that it detects when the Cryolife program is being executed in the same sim.

Last week, I received another IM exactly like this. In Dublin. A few days ago, I was at Kusshon, owned by Beolas Whitfield (a friend of a friend) and received yet another. This was shortly after a release note from his business partner, who he told me had just released a product they’d been working on for weeks. That is the point when I totally lost my temper regarding this issue.

This post, dear readers, is aiming to do two things.

Firstly, to warn people (using the term generously) searching for Cryolife or other copybot material with the intention of using it. If you come anywhere near Dublin again you will find yourself banned, IMMEDIATELY, and an abuse report filed against you. You are scum. SCUM – and if I find you, anywhere on the grid, you will know about it.

Secondly, for my friends and the honest and respectable residents of Second Life who may happen upon this post, I ask only for this – be aware of what’s happening. Get the Emerald viewer, and if you receive one of these IMs while using it, abuse report the person, tell the sim owner, tell any sim staff you may know of. If you find content which is too cheap to be true, or that you recognise from a known seller, tell the seller. Go to the Linden office hours and demand to know what is being done about this issue. Spread the word.

Otherwise, Second Life will become a barren wasteland with no content creators, no interesting sims, and a completely collapsed economy.

THIS COULD END SECOND LIFE.

We need to fight this NOW! Or we all suffer the consequences.

As pirate fever hits Dublin, so does the hilarity.

/me is so going to get killed for the first two… and the last three…

*~~~~~*

[17:23] Whenever Timeless: Hello everyone
[17:23] Danton Thirroul: hiya WHenever
[17:23] Whenever Timeless: well Hello there little girl:D

[14:24] Safra Nitely shits a bit uncomfortably in the seat!
[14:24] Safra Nitely: shifts.
[14:24] Nick Saenz: Shrugs ”.. so I dont believe in predictions! I didnt win”
[14:24] Ines Silevoin makes a sad face and hugs Nick ” Aww .. It’s okey .. ”
[14:24] Sidonie Carlberg: oh…that’s really bad luck Mister Saenz…
[14:24] Safra Nitely: ((dont say a freaking word))

[2:41] Emmie Fairymeadow: Real Name : Riko Kamachi
Pirate Name : Dirty Cybele Madsen
Ship Name : Queen Stefania Third Sea
[2:41] Emmie Fairymeadow: lol
[2:41] Millionare Magic: Hoooo!
[2:41] Cynara DeSantis: ✸¯`•:. WhaHaHaHa Arr! .:•´¯✸
[2:41] Millionare Magic: i gotta feeling
[2:41] Ashlene McMinnar: Of course Riko is Dirty!!!!! LOL!

[2:46] Riko Kamachi: Real name: Doramia Aeon Pirate name: Sweet Sugar McCormick Ship name: The Barbie Girl
[2:46] Doramia Aeon: smacks Riko

[2:47] Emmie Fairymeadow: Real Name : Kennef Riggles
Pirate Name : Bloody Bookie Stringer
Ship Name : Queen Orena The Last Evil

[2:49] Millionare Magic: Real Name: Millionare Magic Pirate Name: Shiver Me Timbers Pirate Ship: The Sunken One

[3:08] Emmie Fairymeadow: Real Name : Ham Rambler
Pirate Name : Sir Bongo Doughty
Ship Name : Lady Aca From The East

[3:30] Ham Rambler: Emmie wakes up in the middle o the night wih uncontrollable urges to make Orange Chocolate cake

[Riko be a saucy scurvy cabin wench!]
[3:35] Ham Rambler: hahahahahahhahhhahhahhahahahahhahhahhaha
[3:35] Riko Kamachi: XD
[3:36] Riko Kamachi runs from Ash
[3:36] Ashlene McMinnar: RIKO!!!
[3:36] Ashlene McMinnar: YOU BE WALKIN THE PLANK SOON!
[3:36] Riko Kamachi: EEEPS!
[3:36] Cynara DeSantis: *✹ .¸ Arr Walk the Plank! ¸.✹ *
[3:36] Riko Kamachi hides behind Cap’n Ham
[3:36] Cynara DeSantis: ✶–>> MAN OVERBOARD! <<–✶
[3:37] Ham Rambler: The Plank is set…..
[3:37] Cynara DeSantis: *✹ .¸ Arr Walk the Plank! ¸.✹ *
[3:37] Ashlene McMinnar: Hooo!
[3:37] Doramia Aeon: ARRRR!!!!
[3:38] Ashlene McMinnar: ARRRR!!!!
[3:38] Ham Rambler: on the good ship Tryline
[3:38] Ham Rambler: and Riko be walkin it
[3:38] Cynara DeSantis: Hoooo!
[3:38] Riko Kamachi: Nuuuuu!
[3:38] Ham Rambler: afore long
[3:38] Doramia Aeon: steals Riko's rum
[3:38] Cynara DeSantis: ★`*·. FIRE AT WILL!! .·*`★
[3:38] Riko Kamachi doesn't like rum… she wants to sing and dance….
[3:39] Ashlene McMinnar: This is how I feel about people in Dublin… Ham says, "The plank is set" … I, I cam up to the roof looking for an actual plank as I'd not be surprised.
[3:39] Ashlene McMinnar: and I've nailed my keyboard down this time.
[3:39] Cynara DeSantis: ✯·.·* Standby to Weigh Anchor! *·.·✯
[3:40] Ham Rambler: and you wern't surprised to see the plank
[3:40] Ashlene McMinnar: THERE'S A PLANK!
[3:40] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[3:40] Ham Rambler: Aye..there be a plank
[3:40] Riko Kamachi: Ehhhh?
[3:40] Riko Kamachi: Where?
[3:40] Cynara DeSantis: .·*:.★ Aye Aye Mate! .·*:.★
[3:40] Ham Rambler: on the roof
[3:40] Cynara DeSantis: …Mmmm…Nice !!!
[3:40] Ashlene McMinnar: There's a plank on the roof! w00t!
[3:40] Doramia Aeon: LOL, there is, there is!
[3:40] Ham Rambler: awaitin for ye
[3:40] Riko Kamachi: LOLLLLL
[3:41] Cynara DeSantis: eeeps there is too lol
[3:41] Riko Kamachi: that's a bit skinny. I'd fall off it
[3:41] Cynara DeSantis: *✹ .¸ Arr Walk the Plank! ¸.✹ *
[3:41] Ham Rambler: really?
[3:41] Cynara DeSantis: you is meant to Riko, that's the whole point
[3:41] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[3:41] Ham Rambler: oh well bette adjust it…don't want any accidents
[3:41] Cynara DeSantis: don't want anyone falling in the water
[3:41] Ham Rambler: don't want the Elf and Safe Tea department onto me

[4:15] Henning Lionheart: I seem to have misplaced my parrot

[13:48] Kennef Riggles: what i would be doing with garters is my own business!

[14:29] Sano Ra: We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
[14:29] Wolff Bikcin: sounds like a jingle for wallstreet

[16:05] Riko Kamachi: OMG SAYBIE IS BLACKIE!
[16:05] Riko Kamachi: O.O
[16:05] Saybera Drake: O.O
[16:05] Danton Thirroul: NO!
[16:05] Ian Brennon: O.O
[16:05] MightyAtomo Tenjin: I am shocked and appalled!
[16:05] Danton Thirroul: I can't see the lickness myself!
[16:05] Kennef Riggles: Sweetie… your you bro is SO your Sancha Panza
[16:05] Kayden Oconnell: thinks she may come back
[16:05] Riko Kamachi: the lickness?
[16:05] Danton Thirroul: or the likeness
[16:06] Kennef Riggles: FREUDIAN SLIP
[16:06] Taliesin Ceawlin: llickness?
[16:06] Malinda Muircastle: hahahaha
[16:06] Doramia Aeon: lolol
[16:06] Taliesin Ceawlin: hmmmmmm- wonders what Riko is thinking…lol
[16:06] Riko Kamachi: now we ALL know WHAT D'S THINKING ABOUT
[16:06] Danton Thirroul: no, I menat lickness
[16:06] Danton Thirroul:
[16:06] Kawyn Galaxy: yarr
[16:06] Malinda Muircastle: he stands firmly by the lickness

[14:17] Danton Thirroul: I remember when Riko was new and innocent- those were the days before she turned into a fishnet wearing big booted sex fiend…
[14:17] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:17] Riko Kamachi: I am *not* a sex fiend
[14:17] Malinda Muircastle: the boots must be possessed, Danton
[14:17] Rebyl Faith: Darn shame that is Riko
[14:17] Rebyl Faith: LOL
[14:17] Ham Rambler: Rumour has it she does Hobbits
[14:18] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:18] Pashmin Hoobinoo: hahaha
[14:18] Danton Thirroul: She DOES do hobbits…
[14:18] Saybera Drake: hobbit habit
[14:18] Malinda Muircastle: lucky little hobbits lol
[14:18] Riko Kamachi: I DO NOT
[14:18] Danton Thirroul whispers "Riko is a Frodo fondler…"
[14:18] Saybera Drake: whispers "She is?"

[14:43] Riko Kamachi: YAY! i got D's dancing spot!
[14:43] Danton Thirroul thinks
[14:44] Rack Xorbun: Dance off?
[14:44] Danton Thirroul decides its time to reclaim his dancing spot
[14:44] Malinda Muircastle: go get her, D
[14:44] Riko Kamachi blows a raspberry at D
[14:44] Danton Thirroul decides to go over to riko and start his 'bump'an'grind dance hub…
[14:44] Danton Thirroul: time for Riko to learn how to dance DANCEHALL stylee
[14:44] Riko Kamachi: OI!
[14:44] Riko Kamachi: don't you frickin' dare
[14:44] Danton Thirroul grins
[14:44] Malinda Muircastle averts her eyes from Riko & D
[14:44] Ham Rambler: was that a rasberry or one of your outbreaks of flatulence?
[14:44] Danton Thirroul: you ALL saw that…She DARED me
[14:45] Riko Kamachi: i aten't movin'
[14:45] Ajay McDowwll: I'm not sure, D… I'm thinking you deliberately ACCOSTED that fine, upstanding young woman
[14:45] Malinda Muircastle: that will be my statement, too, Ajay
[14:45] Ajay McDowwll nods
[14:45] Riko Kamachi: EEEK!
[14:45] Kennef Riggles: Kevin Accoster?
[14:45] Riko Kamachi pokes D in the eyes
[14:45] Malinda Muircastle: he sucked in Waterworld
[14:45] Danton Thirroul kicks Riko
[14:45] Ham Rambler: theres an "upstanding young woman" in the bar?
[14:46] Ham Rambler: now THATS a rarity
[14:46] Malinda Muircastle: but he was good in Bull Durham
[14:46] Danton Thirroul: yes Saybie…
[14:46] Riko Kamachi pulls D's wings off
[14:46] Scarlett Thirdborn: somewhere ham…
[14:46] Danton Thirroul says that last line and suddenly a bolt of lightning strikes the ground six feet away from him
[14:46] Riko Kamachi: HE KICKED ME!
[14:46] Scarlett Thirdborn: and there's always hope
[14:46] Saybera Drake: lmao
[14:46] Ham Rambler: sigh
[14:46] Pashmin Hoobinoo: I am still standing,, I THINK!!!
[14:46] Ajay McDowwll: WoooHooo!!
[14:46] Ajay McDowwll: Hoooo!
[14:46] Ajay McDowwll: Riko, so kick him back!
[14:46] Ham Rambler: worse than 5 year old kids
[14:46] Riko Kamachi kicks D back
[14:46] Malinda Muircastle: you gots big boots, Riko – woman up! lol
[14:46] Ajay McDowwll: Or wait… are we supposed to send them to their rooms instead of egging it on?
[14:46] Kennef Riggles: HEY GUYS!!
[14:47] Pashmin Hoobinoo: heheheh,, THANK GOODNESS,, i have babysitting experience. lol
[14:47] Scarlett Thirdborn: i say hit him with a barstool!
[14:47] Riko Kamachi stamps on D's feet
[14:47] Scarlett Thirdborn: fight fight!!!
[14:47] Malinda Muircastle: we're not their parents, Ajay – we can just enjoy the show lol
[14:47] Ham Rambler: see, Ajay that is EXACTLY your problem…you need to let them at it….
[14:47] Ham Rambler: none of this " room" crap
[14:47] Ajay McDowwll: Ham, they end up damaging each other.

[15:03] Ajay McDowwll: crud, where is the TP to upstairs?
[15:03] Doramia Aeon: by the wall, Ajay, Blarney side
[15:03] Danton Thirroul: its here Ajay- by the big assed sign that says "Click here to go up"

[15:17] Saybera Drake needs someone to love that is not afraid of handcuffs and wont try to struggle too much

[15:51] Danton Thirroul: I have a feeling Henning is asleep in rl
[15:51] Saybera Drake: he looks like a lock ness floor monster
[15:51] Riko Kamachi: LOLLLLLLL
[15:51] Danton Thirroul: he may be there for some time
[15:51] Isobela Capalini: ROFL
[15:51] Isobela Capalini: I knew he broke the chair
[15:51] Danton Thirroul nods sadly

[13:16] Anutte Frankfurter: whoops fingers not listening to me again

[13:44] Yurie Thor: Anutte, did u grab my arse? I don't have a tail!

[13:48] Yurie Thor: I am innocent

Be honest with yourself Mia… let your feelings out… your feelings for white and fluffy…

*~~~~~*

[12:58] AliceMay Graves: I like your dances Riko, crazy moves
[12:58] Riko Kamachi: thanks
[12:58] Safra Nitely: Riko is the Dancing Queen
[12:58] Safra Nitely: and Danton is just a Queen
[12:58] Riko Kamachi grins
[12:58] Miranda Milestone: a drag queen?
[12:58] Danton Thirroul: Drag Empress THANK YOU!

[13:11] Miranda Milestone: btw….. Mia…. is Sid naked?
[13:11] Doramia Aeon: Sid Neklid Weird Dance
[13:11] Doramia Aeon: yes, but she’s covered
[13:11] Sidonie Carlberg: technically…yes…. ^^
[13:11] Miranda Milestone: lol
[13:11] Doramia Aeon: all the bits are covered
[13:11] Roswenthe Aluveaux: she’s not really covered doing that dance
[13:11] Miranda Milestone: the bits and odds ^^
[13:12] Doramia Aeon: esp the odds
[13:12] Doramia Aeon: looks at Sid, points, laughs and rolls on the floor
[13:12] Sidonie Carlberg: I was exactly standing like this when I peed my pants
[13:13] Doramia Aeon: O.o
[13:13] Roswenthe Aluveaux: WTMI
[13:13] Doramia Aeon: WTMI
[13:13] Miranda Milestone spits water all over her screen and starts coughing and choking
[13:13] Miranda Milestone: why do you say that when i try do drink something
[13:13] Doramia Aeon: to make you spit
[13:13] Miranda Milestone:
[13:13] Sidonie Carlberg: ahm…sorry…just became a bit… sentimental…

[14:21] Doramia Aeon: wonders when the smut entered. . .
[14:21] Riko Kamachi: these skins are really nice, actually XD
[14:21] Doramia Aeon: checks the time log. . .oh yeah, when Danton came in
[14:22] Phooka Heron: don’t blame me, Mia!
[14:22] Riko Kamachi: lollll too true
[14:22] Danton Thirroul is turned on by damn near everything- the key to it all is to accept the fact he is a degenerate- for him the smut and the filth is always present… always…
[14:22] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[14:22] Armandi Goodliffe: It’s always been here, it just needed some encouragement to rise
[14:22] Doramia Aeon: aye, danton, we accept you as you are
[14:22] Campanula Goldlust watches D’s head grow xD
[14:22] Campanula Goldlust: Mia, it’s always when Danton walks in and actually usually before that when we’re talking about him
[14:22] Miranda Milestone wonders if danton can be set off just as easily as he’s turned on….
[14:22] Danton Thirroul: Camp- thats not my head
[14:22] Doramia Aeon: and now that you ahve admitted it, that’s the first step!
[14:22] Danton Thirroul: ㋡
[14:22] Armandi Goodliffe: Well, it’s a head

[14:30] Phooka Heron only has the surname “Heron” cos duck wasn’t available …

[Mia accidentally attaches a sheep to her buttcheek during UK Rock, and talk turns to previous public embarrassments...]
[14:43] Kawyn Galaxy: lucky it was ham and not someone else
[14:43] Titler: Danton Thirroul set Miranda Milestone’s title to “when i giggle a LOT I pee a little…”
[14:43] Kawyn Galaxy: smiles
[14:44] Miranda Milestone: I DO NOT!!!!!
[14:44] Doramia Aeon: Noooooooooooooooo
[14:44] Doramia Aeon: Kawyn, he’s the boss!
[14:44] Doramia Aeon: being topless in front of the boss is BAD
[14:44] Danton Thirroul has total giggles
[14:44] Kawyn Galaxy: yep , but hes flexible
[14:44] Miranda Milestone: it is? didn’t it raise your tips, mia?
[14:44] Campanula Goldlust: I’m sure Ham didn’t mind, Mia xD
[14:44] Doramia Aeon: I had a top on my screen
[14:44] Sweet Scarpulla: being bottomless is worse Mia
[14:44] Doramia Aeon: was mortified
[14:44] Doramia Aeon: LMAO Mira
[14:45] Doramia Aeon: LOL Sweet
[14:45] Doramia Aeon: now there was a sheep sucking my hip
[14:45] Doramia Aeon: just puts my head down and wails
[14:45] Danton Thirroul: HIP?
[14:45] Doramia Aeon: HIP
[14:45] Miranda Milestone: no no, your hip was where his bottom was…
[14:45] Danton Thirroul: must have been just my screen then…
[14:45] Doramia Aeon: HIPHIP

[14:51] Danton Thirroul: will we have a rolling restart soon!?
[14:51] Danton Thirroul: Just like the old days?
[14:52] Riko Kamachi: there’s been several, D
[14:52] Emmie Fairymeadow: lol or they will take the grid offline
[14:52] Ginger Marseille: didnt they do that just recently?
[14:52] Danton Thirroul: A little blue box of death saying “In 30 seconds the entire sim is gonna crash- RUN!”
[14:52] Phooka Heron thinks Danton’s just after the rolling …
[14:52] Doramia Aeon: nods and agrees witH Phooka
[14:52] Danton Thirroul: that’s how I roll…
[14:52] Riko Kamachi: in the hay?
[14:53] Doramia Aeon: with the sheep
[14:53] Riko Kamachi: oooh in the heather
[14:53] Emmie Fairymeadow: D’s fave…sheep
[14:53] Riko Kamachi: oooh mr. rochester!
[14:53] Danton Thirroul: in the kitchen witha candlestick… no, wait- I don’t think I am thinking about what YOU are thinking- and suddenly that line I just said seems WAY more dirty…

[Methinks the girl doth protest too much...]
[14:56] Miranda Milestone: schnuffi-puffi… the woolen blanket made of sheep wool… hopefully they were as happy sheep as Mia’s
[14:56] Doramia Aeon: glares at Mira
-
[15:01] Miranda Milestone: if you had worn that special smurf hat the sheep wouldn’t be pregnant
[15:01] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[15:01] Sweet Scarpulla: TY Mira but I will refuse sheep
[15:01] Doramia Aeon: did NOT have relations with a sheep

[8:52] Miranda Milestone: [6:41] The SEX HUD(WEAR) whispers: Balls ready

[D manages to accidentally nip his own finger on air.]
[8:32] Tean Carnell chucks salt in D’s open wound and gives it a good rub
[8:32] Riko Kamachi: though actually… i did the same thing the day before last -.-
[8:33] Riko Kamachi: ow
[8:33] Jayden Restless shouts: i did that night before last at work danton, ripped a fingernail off, are you alright?
[8:33] Danton Thirroul changes the subjects, skillfully moving the subject away from rubber festish wear
[8:33] BooReebs Beerbaum: away from it?
[8:34] Riko Kamachi: no one was talking about fetish gear?
[8:34] Danton Thirroul: (yet)
[8:34] Riko Kamachi: aha. so you were starting the convo.
[8:34] Ginger Marseille: I dont think rubbers are a fetish
[8:34] Danton Thirroul: no, no
[8:34] Riko Kamachi: yes, yes
[8:34] Danton Thirroul: I was NOT talking about it
[8:34] Riko Kamachi: you were starting it, though
[8:34] Riko Kamachi:
[8:34] Danton Thirroul wonders if you can see what I did there
[8:34] Kennef Riggles: rubbers: not a fetish
[8:35] Riko Kamachi: started the convo. lol
[8:35] Kennef Riggles: Rubber Shorts? : FETISH
[8:35] Danton Thirroul: that was you
[8:35] Danton Thirroul: I never started the convo
[8:35] Riko Kamachi is in a daft mood today
[8:35] Malinda Muircastle: Saran Wrap: fetish
[8:35] Quinn Belgar loves this song
[8:35] Ginger Marseille: Ha ha ha ha – he he he!!! =D
[8:35] Ginger Marseille: rubber pants
[8:35] Doramia Aeon: you always are, Riko
[8:35] BooReebs Beerbaum: aren’t rubber pants diapers?
[8:35] Riko Kamachi: you were the first person to mention it D… lol
[8:35] Titler (Wear Me!): Riko Kamachi set Armandi Goodliffe’s title to “I wear rubber pants!”
[8:35] Ginger Marseille: I dotn think depends is fetish material either

[9:01] Sano Ra: Arent all the police there “Boobies”
[9:01] Danton Thirroul: FLEXI BEWBIES!!!
[9:01] Riko Kamachi doesn’t understand the male fascination with breasts….
[9:01] Saybera Drake: I do…
[9:01] Miranda Milestone: that’s because you haven’t had a guy squeezing your boobies and saying “meep meep” yet
[9:01] BooReebs Beerbaum: boobies are fun!
[9:01] Riko Kamachi: that’s bobbies, Sano
[9:02] Riko Kamachi: small but important difference
[9:02] Kennef Riggles: .○°Φ·”I’m Also Addicted to Boobies!”·Φ°○.
[9:02] Kennef Riggles: .○°Φ·”HeHe HeHeHe!”·Φ°○.
[9:02] Riko Kamachi eyes Ari
[9:02] Phideaux Mayo: Hi Campanula, Malinda
[9:02] Jane1 Bookmite: hi pat!!!
[9:02] Doramia Aeon: meep meep???
[9:02] Campanula Goldlust: lovers my boobs
[9:02] Pashmin Hoobinoo: I can understand it!! love boobies.
[9:02] Kennef Riggles blinks
[9:02] Danton Thirroul: LOL
[9:02] Quinn Belgar giggles and boogies to the chooon
[9:02] Phideaux Mayo: I have a dream
[9:02] Malinda Muircastle: Boobies are cozy – what’s not to like?
[9:02] Phideaux Mayo: I believe one day that everyone
[9:02] Phideaux Mayo: Everywhere
[9:02] Phideaux Mayo: Will know the wonders of my nipples
[9:02] Riko Kamachi: will have boos?
[9:02] Riko Kamachi: *bobbs
[9:02] Riko Kamachi: *boobs
[9:02] Danton Thirroul has an urge to say meep meep
[9:02] Riko Kamachi: ROFL
[9:02] Kennef Riggles: ….Boobies.

[9:22] Riko Kamachi: why do i have a penis above my head?

[9:25] Safra Nitely: *waves pom poms @ Danton*
[9:25] Phideaux Mayo waves tits at Danton

[14:57] Tigerlilly Andrew feels her way around the bar……….Danton………mmm have you got your kilt on again )

[8:58] Diamond Goldlust: I’m a naturally born very sweet snot
[8:58] Diamond Goldlust: everyone nose that

[Iso and her inventive, obscene ways of suggesting patrons tip the hostess... no, I do not want lindens flicked at my boobs, thanks...]
[14:02] Riko Kamachi: OI!!!!!!!!
[14:02] Danton Thirroul flicks
[14:02] Rebecca Schwager: Riko has slingshot bewbs
[14:02] Riko Kamachi: WATCH IT, CAPALINI!
[14:02] Doramia Aeon: laugh laugh
[14:02] Danton Thirroul tries to rebound of the wall…
[14:02] Riko Kamachi glares at D
[14:02] mike Miliandrovic: outch!
[14:02] Danton Thirroul: ricochet!
[14:02] Danton Thirroul: RIKOchet!
[14:02] Riko Kamachi: You obviously don’t need your eyes, D…
[14:02] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[14:03] mike Miliandrovic: richotchete wabbit!
[14:03] Danton Thirroul: and it goes BOING…
[14:03] Isobela Capalini: ROFL
[14:03] Isobela Capalini: <- is in tears

[14:09] Isobela Capalini: Anyone care to guess on the guitarist on this tune?
[14:09] Riko Kamachi: hmmmmm
[14:10] Rebecca Schwager: Mike Brady
[14:10] Isobela Capalini: Nope
[14:10] Rebecca Schwager: Barry Mannilow
[14:10] Rebecca Schwager: Richard Simmons
[14:10] Isobela Capalini: ROFL
[14:10] Calderic Wylder: Barry Snyder?
[14:10] Isobela Capalini: Joe Bonamassa
[14:10] Doramia Aeon: oooooo
[14:10] Rebecca Schwager: Jessica Simpson
[14:10] Jane1 Bookmite: Barc Obamma
[14:10] Roswenthe Aluveaux: santana?
[14:10] Riko Kamachi: Tinky Winky?
[14:10] Rebecca Schwager: Papa Smurf
[14:11] Jane1 Bookmite: Terelle Owens
[14:11] Rebecca Schwager: Queen Elizabeth I
[14:11] Calderic Wylder: Elmo
[14:11] Jane1 Bookmite: Mother Theresa
[14:11] Isobela Capalini: Puts her head in her hands and sighs
[14:11] Roswenthe Aluveaux: clapton?
[14:11] Calderic Wylder: she plays some mean licks
[14:11] Roswenthe Aluveaux is guessing serious guitarists
[14:11] Isobela Capalini: It's Joe Bonamassa
[14:11] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[14:12] Jane1 Bookmite: mason Williams
[14:12] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:12] Rebecca Schwager: Riko Kamachi
[14:12] Doramia Aeon: I heard ya Iso
[14:12] Isobela Capalini: hahahaha
[14:12] Riko Kamachi: I can't *play* the guitar
[14:12] Isobela Capalini: I own about 9
[14:12] Rebecca Schwager: now i'm even more impressed
[14:12] Isobela Capalini: ditto
[14:12] Isobela Capalini: can't play at all
[14:12] Riko Kamachi: guitars?
[14:12] Rebecca Schwager: you sound GREAT!
[14:12] Isobela Capalini: yes
[14:12] mike Miliandrovic: i play a real mean…volume control..
[14:12] Roswenthe Aluveaux plays bass guitars and knows more about bassists
[14:12] Doramia Aeon: plays the radio
[14:13] Rebecca Schwager: plays a kazoo
[14:13] Isobela Capalini plays the hot smoking blues

[14:17] Isobela Capalini: I tried the flute and sax.. I blew to hard
[14:17] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[14:17] Riko Kamachi: o.O I bet…
[14:17] Jane1 Bookmite: laffin
[14:17] Isobela Capalini: :p

[12:47] DBDigital Epsilon: I don't sing…unless one wants broken glass
[12:48] Safra Nitely: scotish
[12:48] Riko Kamachi: wow your voice is that high DB?
[12:48] Safra Nitely: well DB does work with danton
[12:48] Safra Nitely: ….
[12:48] Doramia Aeon: only when he wears fishnets, Riko
[12:48] Riko Kamachi: lolllll
[12:48] DBDigital Epsilon: well there are two kinds of glass breaking….high pitch…and a resonense that just scares the glass so badly it breaks…
[12:48] Safra Nitely: *giggeling*
[12:49] Miranda Milestone: does that mean the fishnets are cutting something important?
[12:49] Miranda Milestone: lol DB
[12:49] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[12:49] Daria Firecaster: so…whats the bag for?
[12:49] Miranda Milestone: fishnets have bags?
[12:49] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[12:49] Safra Nitely: its a fun thing Daria, from a freebie hunt
[12:49] Doramia Aeon: they do when men wear them
[12:49] Daria Firecaster: eh?!!

[15:58] Danton Thirroul: THANK YOU all for coming and your kind words… if not before I REALLY hope to see your tomorrow at 3pm for pirate poetry… which sounds very much like something a gay pirate would like…
[15:58] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[15:58] Doramia Aeon: O.O
[15:58] Danton Thirroul: but is not!
[15:58] Riko Kamachi: and you're insinuating?
[15:58] Saybera Drake: see ya feckerpants
[15:58] Riko Kamachi: lol too late D, you said it now
[15:58] Saybera Drake: hahaha

So named, because this particular incident made me laugh so hard I almost choked.

NB: For the information of those who weren’t present at the Sunday Riot two weeks ago, that morning SL decided to render the vast majority of us (<.<) unable to change clothes or attachments. As such, general hysteria broke out and due to an unfortunate choice in theme at UK Rock the previous night, one of us was left in a rather embarrassing predicament.

*~~~~~*

[7:36] BooReebs Beerbaum: help I'm bald!
[7:36] Riko Kamachi: i should have given you one called 'riot grrl sparkle cami' at some point yesterday
[7:36] BooReebs Beerbaum: but I got my top on
[7:37] Riko Kamachi gets a kick out of patting boo's head
[7:37] BooReebs Beerbaum: hehe
[7:37] Pashmin Hoobinoo: my pants wont rez
[7:37] Riko Kamachi: anyone else need one?
[7:37] Riko Kamachi: pash is mooning!
[7:37] Safra Nitely: yeps
[7:37] Ishtar Roux: trying to change… if I end up naked in the dog park you're in trouble!!
[7:37] Safra Nitely: do you have one riko?
[7:37] BooReebs Beerbaum: lol Pash! I got one shoe and am bald…maybe if we stand next to each other we'll get a whole outfit
-
[7:44] Riko Kamachi: shush, btw, nobody say anything when he logs on
[7:44] Riko Kamachi: about this, anyway
[7:44] Riko Kamachi: i've told him we have a surprise
[7:44] Ashlene McMinnar: about what? i know nuffing.
[7:44] Ashlene McMinnar: well except that SL is a big hairy penis that wont let me put shoes and stuff on

[8:06] Danton Thirroul smiles and lights a ciggerette… two in fact,… and hands one to the asset server… and whisper… “of course I will respect ya in the morning”
[8:06] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[8:06] Miranda Milestone: lol
[8:07] Kennef Riggles: i wont
[8:07] Riko Kamachi: mimi!
[8:07] Miranda Milestone takes the cigarette and presses it onto the arm of the asset server: Get me out of this naked-half-chimpanzee-noob look NOW
[8:08] Miranda Milestone: *note to myself* change back human before you log out at night
[8:08] Ashlene McMinnar: You just gotta know how to stroke it
[8:08] Ashlene McMinnar: \o/
[8:08] Riko Kamachi: my facelight won’t rez! WOE IS ME!
[8:09] Riko Kamachi: oh, yes it will
[8:09] Riko Kamachi: i just hadn’t had it attached
[8:09] Ishtar Roux: the asset server may be coming back… I just got a pair of shoes I bought before this
[8:09] Safra Nitely: yeps
[8:09] Miranda Milestone: well, i am back in my shape… but my skin is noob with chimpanze face….
[8:10] Safra Nitely: the asset server is back up but bead slow
[8:10] Safra Nitely: becuase evryone is accessint it all at once again
[8:10] Riko Kamachi: will you all hate me if i say that i never had a problem with it?
[8:10] Miranda Milestone: no because we know you’re lying riko
[8:10] Riko Kamachi: i’m not
[8:10] Riko Kamachi: i managed to change
[8:10] Riko Kamachi: it was hell like this for me yesterday though
[8:10] Ashlene McMinnar: It’s ok.. ASSETT server issues please Danton.. he can see the ladies fenisses.
[8:11] Safra Nitely: if any other bloke said about skipping baout his room in a small pink dress i would be worried, but becuaswe it you, we just take photos for facebook
[8:11] Riko Kamachi: what’s a fenis?
[8:11] Miranda Milestone goes back writing her grading list until she looks human enough to go to fibbers
[8:11] Saybera Drake: pmsl
[8:11] Danton Thirroul: turn up half human hairy monkey noob woman!
[8:11] Riko Kamachi: tp please!
[8:11] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[8:12] Ashlene McMinnar: Riko take mine and fall on top of Danton!
[8:12] Miranda Milestone: I’m naked, lol! the monky hairnow won’t attach either ^^
[8:12] Miranda Milestone: i wanted to be clever and dragged myusual vi foler onto myself. now i cannot change human nor back monkey
[8:12] Riko Kamachi is just documenting mira’s struggle for her blog
[8:12] Riko Kamachi: thanks ash!
[8:13] Miranda Milestone is glad riko doesn’t know where she is an cannot take proof pics
[8:13] Riko Kamachi: at home?
[8:13] Miranda Milestone: nope
[8:13] Danton Thirroul: in a small cupboard?
[8:13] Danton Thirroul: Under the sink?
[8:13] Miranda Milestone: lol!
[8:13] Riko Kamachi: in a BDSM orgy fest sim?
[8:13] Miranda Milestone: ook
[8:13] Danton Thirroul: in a zoo?
[8:13] Miranda Milestone: no, that’s where i would look for you, riko
[8:13] Riko Kamachi: (same thing?)
[8:13] Danton Thirroul: in a bdsm orgy zoo?
[8:13] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[8:14] Riko Kamachi high fives D
[8:14] Danton Thirroul: Riko in a bdsm orgy- tutting at folks cos theya re doing it wrong!?
[8:14] Miranda Milestone: now i am wearing a quarter of a shoe….
[8:14] Miranda Milestone: she’d be pokng the with er banana
[8:14] Danton Thirroul: lol
[8:14] Miranda Milestone: *them with her
[8:14] Danton Thirroul: and then blaming ME when they do it worng
[8:14] Miranda Milestone: yep!
[8:14] Danton Thirroul: and then hitting me WITH the BDSM orgy!
[8:15] Miranda Milestone: which you wuld enjoy

[8:14] Ishtar Roux: well…. my pompoms won’t rez and I have to bellydance since I can’t change dance huds, but at least I’m at Fibbers
[8:15] Danton Thirroul: oh Ishtar- your dance hud made you look like you had a penis briefly lol
[8:15] Danton Thirroul: I I almost called you lady gaga
[8:15] Danton Thirroul: but it was not THAT obvious!
[8:15] Ashlene McMinnar: omg not you too.
[8:15] Ishtar Roux: huh???? it’s a hud, not an attachments… that better not be yours wandering the room again Danton!!!!!

[8:16] Miranda Milestone is now back in chimpanze skin oz asst server fails to find her real skin… *me wonders if she drank danton’s hair grow tonic by mistake*

[8:43] Ashlene McMinnar: This song always makes me wanna bounce so hard I’ll get knocked in the face

[9:41] Campanula Goldlust: Boris – hugs gorgeous kitty ㋡
[9:41] Danton Thirroul: Boris!!!!
[9:41] BooReebs Beerbaum: hey Boris
[9:41] Ashlene McMinnar: Are you dried up yet Boris?
[9:41] Safra Nitely: someone said bondage, and boris appears
[9:41] Boris Janus gives muffed purrr from Camapnaula bosom
[9:41] Doramia Aeon: hehehehe Ash
[9:42] KCEE Congrejo: Boris!
[9:42] Ashlene McMinnar: Riko got him wet y’day.
[9:42] Boris Janus: yea i am dry
[9:42] Emmie Fairymeadow: Kali you have a kitty under your skirt
[9:42] Emmie Fairymeadow: lmao
[9:42] Riko Kamachi: i did what?
[9:42] Boris Janus: keep Riko and her plumbing department under control
[9:42] KCEE Congrejo kneels down and strokes Boris’ ears
[9:42] Ashlene McMinnar: and I have evidence.
[9:42] Doramia Aeon: nearly drown him, really
[9:42] Campanula Goldlust: lol I loved that pic of Boris in the bath

[7:32] Chianatsu Kawanishi: och aye tha noo..ima jockanese

[10:53] Fionnabhair Docherty: Everyone must be buried in IM
[10:53] Fionnabhair Docherty: Ok share
[10:53] Fionnabhair Docherty eyes Riko..
[10:54] Riko Kamachi: fionnabhair says she wants to take me home
[10:54] Fionnabhair Docherty: I know it’s juicy
[10:54] Fionnabhair Docherty: I do
[10:54] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[10:54] Fionnabhair Docherty: I hear white slavery is making a come back
[10:54] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[10:54] Fionnabhair Docherty giggles
[10:54] Fionnabhair Docherty: ‘cept that Riko is so saucy I’d have to return her
[10:55] David Flinders: with the receipt? used or unused?
[10:59] Fionnabhair Docherty: No receipt and used
[11:00] David Flinders: no refunds……..
[11:00] Fionnabhair Docherty sniffs, not much market for used Hobbits
[11:01] David Flinders: kicks the hobbit boots….. ill give you $20….
[11:01] Fionnabhair Docherty: Really?
[11:01] Fionnabhair Docherty: the boots cost me 25
[11:01] Fionnabhair Docherty: pfft
[11:02] Fionnabhair Docherty: I’ll take 49.95$
[11:02] David Flinders: the bottom has fallen out of the hobbit boot market
[11:02] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[11:03] Fionnabhair Docherty sighs… I’m stuck with a slightly used saucy Hobbit….
[11:03] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[11:03] Fionnabhair Docherty: at least she can cook
[11:03] Riko Kamachi: no i can’t
[11:03] David Flinders: thats the way to haggle…
[11:04] Fionnabhair Docherty wonders then how she got the arse
[11:04] Fionnabhair Docherty:
[11:04] David Flinders: cookers arse?
[11:04] Riko Kamachi: LOL excuse me?!?!?!!?
[11:05] Fionnabhair Docherty: she how saucy she is?
[11:05] David Flinders: yes, but the no cooking is a dealbreaker. can she at least go down the kebab shop un-aided?
[11:05] Riko Kamachi: ewwwwwkebabs
[11:06] David Flinders: proper elephant leg
[11:07] Fionnabhair Docherty: Duuno, I don’t think she really fancies a Kebab, with an arse like that more like Chips and Fish
[11:07] David Flinders: chips and fish? thats an odd way round…..
[11:08] Riko Kamachi: will you two quit talking about my arse?
[11:08] David Flinders: shhh, we bashing out a deal here
[11:08] David Flinders: smallprint and all that
[11:09] Fionnabhair Docherty: Anyone else have input?
[11:09] David Flinders: whats the pot-noodle preparation skill level? im a stickler for proper dry to wet ratio
[11:09] Fionnabhair Docherty eyes David

[At a beach party...]
[13:19] Roswenthe Aluveaux: SID!
[13:19] Roswenthe Aluveaux: PUT THE ONE PIECE BACK ON!
[13:19] Sidonie Carlberg: what?
[13:20] Sidonie Carlberg: my hat?…I have my hat on

[D mentions my upcoming reading at O'Casey's on stream...]
[15:56] Riko Kamachi: XD
[15:56] Saybera Drake: YAY!
[15:56] Ashlene McMinnar: WOO GET NAKED!!!!!!
[15:56] Ashlene McMinnar: Riko!
[15:56] Ashlene McMinnar: crap
[15:56] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[15:56] Riko Kamachi: no thanks, Ash
[15:56] Ashlene McMinnar: Didnt mean the naked part
[15:56] Riko Kamachi collapses
[15:56] Saybera Drake: pfff.
[15:57] Isobela Capalini: Yes she did
[15:57] Isobela Capalini: she knows you Riko

[Riko makes Cher's invisible sign appear and slide across the floor of the Majestic...]
[17:47] Cher Harrington: How did you do that Riko?
[17:47] Riko Kamachi shrugs
[17:48] Cher Harrington: perhaps!
[17:48] Danton Thirroul: Riko has mysterious powerz
[17:48] Riko Kamachi: did you set it to the san diego managers group?
[17:48] Roswenthe Aluveaux: i think they appeared when we selected them
[17:48] Roswenthe Aluveaux: because cher saw one when i selected it
[17:48] Cher Harrington: yes
[17:48] Riko Kamachi: ah
[17:48] Riko Kamachi: that’s why i could move it
[17:48] Cher Harrington: yes thats when it appeared!
[17:48] Cher Harrington: ahhhhhhh LOL
[17:48] Riko Kamachi: if that’s what you were asking
[17:48] Cher Harrington: yes
[17:49] Cher Harrington: perhaps!
[17:49] Riko Kamachi:
[17:49] Riko Kamachi: no really, i have uber powers
[17:49] Danton Thirroul: she shoots lazers out of her butt apparently!
[17:49] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[17:49] Cher Harrington: LOL
[17:49] Danton Thirroul: At least thats what DJ Iso says
[17:50] Riko Kamachi: DJ Iso is a pain in the neck and a notorious liar

[1:41] Riko Kamachi: hey!
[1:41] Riko Kamachi: i downloaded an interesting version of the killers lol
[1:42] Riko Kamachi: nice
[1:42] Riko Kamachi: though
[1:42] Riko Kamachi: more radio-like
[1:45] Ashlene McMinnar: what song?
[1:45] Riko Kamachi: somebody told me
[1:46] Ashlene McMinnar: who told you?
[1:46] Ashlene McMinnar: OJ@
[1:46] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[1:46] Ashlene McMinnar: nvm!
[1:46] Ashlene McMinnar: oh*
[1:46] Ashlene McMinnar: lol

[French Maids at Fibbers... and who's idea was this?]
[13:14] Riko Kamachi: Welcome to Fibbers everyone! You’re listening to the magnifique DJ Iso! Who will later regale us with her beautiful French!
[13:14] Anutte Frankfurter giggles
[13:14] Isobela Capalini takes time while Tycho is AFK to tickle his nose…
[13:14] Isobela Capalini: OMG
[13:14] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[13:15] Isobela Capalini: Bienvenue aux Fibbers! !
[13:15] Yurie Thor: wonders if this feather duster looks too gay?
[13:15] Riko Kamachi: No, you look fab Yurie!
[13:15] Anutte Frankfurter: well if you attach it to your bumm maybe
[13:15] Isobela Capalini: Riko est notre en haut bonne
[13:16] Yurie Thor: like i want to believe u Riko, but past experience tells my not to:)
[13:16] Anutte Frankfurter: you cant believe Riko I am shocked!!!
[13:16] Isobela Capalini: Hoooo!
[13:16] Riko Kamachi: Whyso?
[13:17] Anutte Frankfurter: Yurie said so
[13:17] Yurie Thor: Anutte don’t be fooled by that innocent look, Riko is evil!
[13:17] Isobela Capalini: LOL
[13:17] Isobela Capalini: she is
[13:17] Isobela Capalini: very
[13:17] Riko Kamachi: I’m not evil!
[13:17] Isobela Capalini: [11:08] Riko Kamachi: will you two quit talking about my arse?
[13:17] Anutte Frankfurter: Oh I believe
[13:17] Riko Kamachi: OI! lol
[13:17] Isobela Capalini snickers
[13:17] Anutte Frankfurter: Whats wrong with her arse
[13:18] Isobela Capalini: It’s big frompot noodles
[13:18] Anutte Frankfurter: ooh
[13:18] Dakota Rennahan: hmmm a poo n pee conversation rofl
[13:18] Kawyn Galaxy: niidles
[13:18] Dakota Rennahan: im great at that!!!
[13:18] Riko Kamachi: NOTHING lol
[13:18] Isobela Capalini: Curry noodles at that
[13:18] Dakota Rennahan: can i join???
[13:18] Dakota Rennahan: rofl
[13:19] Yurie Thor: Riko = noodle butt
[13:19] Dakota Rennahan: hmmm, he has worms????
[13:19] Riko Kamachi: OI!
[13:19] Isobela Capalini: who has worms?
[13:19] Riko Kamachi: erk lol
[13:19] Dakota Rennahan: the noodle butt?
[13:19] Yurie Thor: chicken legs and noodle butt:)
[13:20] Anutte Frankfurter: better than noodle legs and chicken butt

[13:48] Riko Kamachi: OMG Lilly
[13:48] Riko Kamachi: Where’s your skirt?
[13:49] Isobela Capalini: It’s there
[13:49] Tigerlilly Andrew: skirt>>>> i think you should refer to it as a pelmet

[14:39] Isobela Capalini: “Riko est notre bonne, et plus si affinités”
[14:39] Isobela Capalini: “Riko’s our maid, and more should she like it

[Emmie's wedding approaches...]
[6:47] Kennef Riggles: i am hiding at me house in my tux because i wont change again
[6:47] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[6:47] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[6:47] Emmie Fairymeadow: lmao
[6:47] Riko Kamachi: has everyone gotten up early and started picking out clothes to go to the wedding in?
[6:48] Riko Kamachi: ‘cos that’s what i’m doing as well kenny – but minus the tux
[6:48] Doramia Aeon: you are going naked Riko?
[6:48] Riko Kamachi: now i just *knew* someone was going to say that
[6:48] Doramia Aeon: is innocent
[6:49] Riko Kamachi is the queen of sheba
[6:49] Chuckie Breda: I thought it, but WUDN’T say it
[6:49] Doramia Aeon: will her majesty be wearing her crown?
[6:49] Doramia Aeon: cause YOU were already naked, Chuckie
[6:49] Chuckie Breda: I’m not as much of a PERV as Mia is
[6:49] Riko Kamachi: BOOM TSCH!
[6:49] Doramia Aeon: is not a perv
[6:49] Chuckie Breda: PERV!
[6:50] Doramia Aeon: lmao
[6:50] Riko Kamachi: PERV!
[6:50] Emmie Fairymeadow: LOL heeeyyyyy its my day pervs
[6:50] Riko Kamachi snorts fruit juice
[6:50] Doramia Aeon: promises to behave at the wedding
[6:50] Riko Kamachi: ummm ok… everyone perv emmie!
[6:50] Chuckie Breda: Don’t worry Emms
[6:50] Doramia Aeon: even if Chuckie shows up naked
[6:50] Chuckie Breda: I’ll have my had over ehr moyuth
[6:50] Riko Kamachi: XD
[6:50] Chuckie Breda: LOL MIA!
[6:51] Riko Kamachi: chuckie, the hen party was days ago
[6:51] Chuckie Breda: Mia, don’t forget to bring the pics
[6:51] Doramia Aeon: better have that hand over other of your bits, Chuckie
[6:51] Chuckie Breda: LOL
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[7:56] Riko Kamachi: if chuckie turns up nekkid again i want pictures
[7:56] Emmie Fairymeadow: lol
[7:56] Chuckie Breda: Wait
[7:56] Chuckie Breda: No one said I was supposed to be dressed!
[7:56] Chuckie Breda: OMG!
[7:56] Chuckie Breda: WHERE do I buy clothes?????
[7:57] Riko Kamachi gives chuckie a LM for cupcake
[7:58] Chuckie Breda: Look, I dusted off my barrel
[7:58] Chuckie Breda: if u don’t like it, tuff
[7:58] Doramia Aeon: make sure it’s formal, for the wedding
[7:58] Doramia Aeon: needs a bow tie, or something
[7:58] Riko Kamachi: yes, make sure it’s painted and containing wine
[7:58] Chuckie Breda: u mean I gotta paint it?
[7:59] Emmie Fairymeadow: your date may not like that Chuckie
[7:59] Doramia Aeon: yes, you can’t wear porn to Emmie’s wedding
[7:59] Chuckie Breda: she shudda told me I needed to be dressed

[During my reading of Jane Eyre at O'Casey's. *rolls eyes*]
[15:39] Danton Thirroul: I often wonder how I would react if I was woken from a deep sleep by being covered in water with my room burning? I think I would be screaming…
[15:39] Malinda Muircastle: another tip for dudes – if all else fails in your seduction, set your bed on fire
[15:39] Lucis Haiku: ……….. no comment …………..
[15:39] Danton Thirroul nods at Mal
[15:39] Lucis Haiku: LMAO
[15:39] Danton Thirroul: works every time!
[15:39] Lucis Haiku: tried it often have you
[15:39] Danton Thirroul: the ole ’set fire to the bed’ routine…
[15:39] Saybera Drake: “the burning bed”
[15:40] Malinda Muircastle: risky, but effective
[15:40] Lucis Haiku sighs …you coward you Danton
[15:40] Doramia Aeon: all the elves of christendom. .
[15:40] Lucis Haiku splutters
[15:40] Malinda Muircastle: and notice, please, that he wakes up bitching at Jane for soaking him with water
[15:40] Danton Thirroul: I did notice that
[15:40] Doramia Aeon: exactly Mal
[15:40] Safra Nitely: Who is it if you shout fire they run out thier room naked?
[15:40] Lucis Haiku: typical male again
[15:41] Danton Thirroul: the place smells of smoke- scorch marks all over, smoke everywhere… and his words… “Why am i wet?”
[15:41] Lucis Haiku: males
[15:41] Saybera Drake: not the cookie with the mose frosting is he?
[15:41] Lucis Haiku: one sandwich short of a picnick basket for certain
[15:41] Danton Thirroul: I wonder- maybe he was USE to the room being on fire? maybe thats why he did not notice…
[15:41] Doramia Aeon: thinks he doesn’t have any frosting at all
[15:42] Saybera Drake: he was having hell dreams again…
[15:42] Safra Nitely: awwwwwwws *hugs* danton
[15:42] Lucis Haiku: see he is gloomy again
[15:42] Safra Nitely: its just a nervious reflex right
[15:42] Safra Nitely: running out the room naked.
[15:42] Lucis Haiku: Danton…nervous???
[15:42] Danton Thirroul: “I say Jane- were my pants on fire again? Damn my hot crotch…”

[14:15] Armandi Goodliffe: Riko’s looking sexier then normal. . .and with a drinking horn. . .I think she’s getting ready to ambush some poor japanese boy and rob him of his innocence
[14:15] Riko Kamachi thwacks Ari
[14:15] Doramia Aeon: wonders again when she lost control
[14:15] Miranda Milestone knocks armandi with his drinking horn over the head
[14:15] Safra Nitely attacks sid with pink pom poms
[14:16] Danton Thirroul: wow- Riko is so (drinking) horney
[14:16] Safra Nitely: snack attack?
[14:16] Doramia Aeon: smacks Danton
[14:16] Armandi Goodliffe: I am so abused
[14:16] Riko Kamachi: watch it, thirroul -.-
[14:16] Campanula Goldlust: sadly, Mia, when D is around there is no control
[14:16] Miranda Milestone: awwwww
[14:16] Miranda Milestone gives Ari a dirty cuddle
[14:16] Sidonie Carlberg: Thirroul?…I thought his name was Berlusconi
[14:16] Danton Thirroul: Kamachi- I had to relive the horror of you DEMANDING Milestone take pictures of me with sheep! Take it!
[14:16] Armandi Goodliffe: I feell. . .dirty and in pain now
[14:16] Doramia Aeon: dirty?
[14:16] Sidonie Carlberg: oh..no..that was the other guy…
[14:16] Miranda Milestone: LOL Danton
[14:16] Riko Kamachi dies laughing at sid’s comment
[14:17] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL
[14:17] Danton Thirroul: ㋡
[14:17] Safra Nitely waves her pink pom poms at danton!!!! and hopes he sees how big they are….
[14:17] Riko Kamachi: lol how was that horror? you stood there and grinned like a wally
[14:17] Miranda Milestone: awwww poor armandi. hsome has to make him heal
[14:17] Doramia Aeon: OMG he GRINNED???
[14:17] Sidonie Carlberg: grinned…
[14:17] Riko Kamachi: euphorically, mia
[14:17] Danton Thirroul is Offline
[14:17] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:17] Ashlene McMinnar: He grinned?
[14:17] Ashlene McMinnar: NOW I want to see!
[14:17] Miranda Milestone: thank you safra!
[14:17] Armandi Goodliffe: Riko crashed him! She is the Destroyer of Worlds!
[14:18] Miranda Milestone: he did Mia
[14:18] Miranda Milestone: ick, where did D go
[14:18] Doramia Aeon: the sheep fairy stole him

Ham Rambler is the most sadistic employer in the metaverse -.-

*~~~~~*

[3:30] Riko Kamachi: brb a sec
[3:30] Ashlene McMinnar: H/b hunni
[3:30] Phooka Heron: hb Riko
[3:31] Alexandrea Fride: hb
[3:31] Evil Titler: Alexandrea Fride needs a new title! To set it, anyone may say the text on /24. Alexandrea is not able to change it.
[3:31] Alexandrea Fride: set a nice one pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
[3:31] Alexandrea Fride: :p
[3:31] Evil Titler: Ham Rambler has set a new title for Alexandrea Fride! ['Riko is a cry baby'] Alexandrea will have to live with this until the next chance for it to be changed.
[3:31] Alexandrea Fride: omg
[3:31] Phooka Heron cams onto Alex’s title …
[3:31] Alexandrea Fride: riko see :p
[3:31] Alexandrea Fride: right shes afk:p
[3:32] Phooka Heron laughs
[3:32] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL
[3:33] Ham Rambler wonders if he’s about to be ejected from his own sim
[3:33] Alexandrea Fride: lmao
[3:33] Ashlene McMinnar chuckles
[3:33] Phooka Heron: would I do that, Ham?
[3:33] Phooka Heron: of course, Riko might …
[3:33] Ham Rambler: I think Riko has powers as well
[3:33] Spug Shinn: I once did eject someone from their own sim.
[3:33] Spug Shinn: They were showing me how the freeze/eject worked.
[3:34] Ham Rambler: is it me, or does Riko look a little BIG to be a Hobbit?
[3:34] Phooka Heron: Smitty Banned himself a while back … then had trouble re-instating himself …
[3:34] Spug Shinn: Then they got annoyed and revoked my powers.
[3:34] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL!
[3:34] Ashlene McMinnar: How the heck did he do that!
[3:34] Phooka Heron: it was during my security training
[3:34] Ashlene McMinnar laughs
[3:34] Phooka Heron: but it was St Patrick’s weekend 2008 and really busy
[3:34] Caesar Osterham: She’s been dosing on HGH … you know, Hobbit Growth Hormone
[3:34] Ham Rambler: oh
[3:35] Phooka Heron: that and skittles
[3:35] Ham Rambler googles HGH
[3:35] Ashlene McMinnar: Riko made a really cute hobbit
[3:35] Phooka Heron: it’s her hairy feet …
[3:35] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL
[3:35] Ham Rambler: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth_hormone
[3:36] Ham Rambler: oh yeah..she HAS hairy feet ( allegedly)
[3:36] Ham Rambler: luckily she’s AFK or this would all be blogged
[3:36] Ashlene McMinnar reminds Riko to scroll back in history
[3:36] Ham Rambler: dammit
[3:36] Riko Kamachi: back
[3:37] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL
[3:37] Ham Rambler: uh oh
[3:37] Alexandrea Fride: riko scroll up
[3:37] Phooka Heron: wb Riko
[3:37] Alexandrea Fride: and see above my head O.o
[3:37] Riko Kamachi: your days are numbered, hambler
[3:37] Ham Rambler: yes Alexandrea..I was gonna say your title is a bit unfair
[3:37] Alexandrea Fride: lmao
[3:37] Ashlene McMinnar: Hambler lol
[3:38] Phooka Heron: Ashlene is doing a great job here so please show her some Linden Love if you feel so inclined ㋡
[3:38] Ham Rambler: Ram Hambler is my Second Life Stud name
[3:38] Ham Rambler shows Ashlene his Linden Love
[3:38] Riko Kamachi snorts fruit juice
[3:38] Phooka Heron spits water over her keyboard

[Ooops, Mia... wardrobe malfunction?]
[3:57] Riko Kamachi: happens to all of us
[3:57] Riko Kamachi: even ham
[3:57] Riko Kamachi: regularly.
[3:58] Phooka Heron: that’s deliberate on Ham’s part
[3:58] Riko Kamachi: mia, he’s apparently stalking me now
[3:58] Doramia Aeon: who is?
[3:58] Riko Kamachi points at ham
[3:58] Riko Kamachi: and he froze me when he came in
[3:58] Ham Rambler: did not
[3:58] Doramia Aeon: Ham froze you?
[3:58] Riko Kamachi: yesss he froze me
[3:59] Doramia Aeon: were you topless too, and he wanted a photo?
[3:59] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[3:59] Ham Rambler: did not
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar: Who’s topless?
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar looks down
[3:59] Caesar Osterham: Yes, the role of Ham’s object du stalk
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar checks cam
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar: NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[3:59] Riko Kamachi: lollll
[3:59] Ham Rambler: love this song
[3:59] Doramia Aeon: awesome song Ash
[3:59] Riko Kamachi: ash is trying to get ham to cam her
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar nods
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar: NO!
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar: I didnt nod to that!
[3:59] Ashlene McMinnar: riko!
[3:59] Riko Kamachi cracks up
[4:00] Ashlene McMinnar: I nodded to loving the song

[4:04] Ashlene McMinnar: Be baked Ham <3
[4:04] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[4:04] Ashlene McMinnar: Thank you all
[4:04] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[4:04] Riko Kamachi: 'be baked'?
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: I dunno
[4:05] Doramia Aeon: baked Ham, LOL
[4:05] Ham Rambler: yum
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: makes sense in my brain
[4:05] Riko Kamachi: What about boilin'? I always find a boiled Ham becomes more savoury in taste and smell, and more firm and digestable.
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: that's usually all that matters
[4:05] Doramia Aeon: better baked than boiled
[4:05] Doramia Aeon: lol Ash
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: Firm Ham..
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: Riko
[4:05] Riko Kamachi: sorry, the opportunity to use that gesture in conversation rarely occurs
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: Keep diggin'
[4:05] Ashlene McMinnar: Yay-Yay!
[4:05] Doramia Aeon: backs away from Riko
[4:06] Riko Kamachi: wot?

[At a XanderNichting Writer concert...]
[13:01] Riko Kamachi: what's this one called? it's bugging me now hehe
[13:01] Laila Spingflower: something about orange juice
[13:01] Lilia Docherty: Concierto Aranjuez

[12:53] Tigerlilly Andrew: but she is, i cannot lie. i like iso's sets, Danton makes me rofl laughing with the stuff he says, and i like it when your a host because we have a laugh
[12:57] Riko Kamachi: awwww thank you
[12:58] Tigerlilly Andrew: well its the truth. lol. i miss sitting at the pagoda listening to danton read hp though
[13:02] Riko Kamachi: hehe
[13:02] Riko Kamachi: we have o'casey's now though
[13:06] Tigerlilly Andrew: yes true, but i did love sitting in the pagoda having a laugh. and danton stands up to read now so i dont get to look up his kilt anymore. pmsl

[6:35] Yurie Thor: is pouting, looking dejected, and needs hug now………
[6:35] Riko Kamachi: lolll
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[6:36] Riko Kamachi: Yurie says he needs a hug
[6:36] Riko Kamachi: I'll tell him you offered, Arizz?
[6:36] Ihriel Ishtari: lol
[6:36] Arizz Janus: falls off my chair
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[6:36] Riko Kamachi: If you come to Fibbers, Arizz says he'll give you one
[6:37] Yurie Thor: @*^%*&(*)(_)*++

[A n00b doll? Oh come on Yurie, you can do much better than that...]
[6:54] Tarogue Albatros: Uh Oh …
[6:54] Ashlene McMinnar: hahaha
[6:54] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[6:54] Yurie Thor: Riko your man is here!!!!!
[6:54] Ashlene McMinnar: Is that your brother Yurie? Such amazing resemblance.
[6:54] Riko Kamachi: that's a n00b doll
[6:54] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[6:55] Riko Kamachi high fives Ash

[A nekkid n00b invades Fibbers, feels Arizz up then leaves pretty sharpish courtesy of the Tarogue Express...]
[7:11] Ashlene McMinnar: Ok was that just my screen or no?!
[7:12] Pashmin Hoobinoo: no ash
[7:12] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[7:12] Ashlene McMinnar: Holy moly
[7:12] kalisto Strathearn: lol
[7:12] Tarogue Albatros: i kicked him
[7:12] Riko Kamachi: that was my screen as well ash
[7:12] Ashlene McMinnar: and it wasn't even pretty
[7:12] Ashlene McMinnar:
[7:12] Pashmin Hoobinoo: quick work taro!
[7:12] Riko Kamachi: naked n00b next to Arizz
[7:12] Tarogue Albatros: i was gonna im him too, but he left before i could
[7:12] Ashlene McMinnar: hes back
[7:12] Arizz Janus: blimey i turn my head for 2 mins and riko`s playing with nakkie noobs
[7:12] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[7:12] Ihriel Ishtari: lol
[7:12] Arizz Janus: ya can`t take that girl anywhere
[7:13] Yurie Thor: Riko your real friend is here!
[7:13] Riko Kamachi: excuse me? it was YOU he was rubbing up against

[7:19] Ashlene McMinnar: I was gonna say hi to kenny in a cool way and rhyme his name but the next best thing that came to mind was fenny and that just.. seemed wrong.
[7:19] Tarogue Albatros: Ash, just call from some Kenny-linugus
[7:20] Kennef Riggles: Ash… i was thinking of reversing the names of everyone… so i would be Rennef Kiggles
[7:20] Ashlene McMinnar: Kenny-linguus? Hrm.
[7:20] Ihriel Ishtari: eww no!
[7:20] Kennef Riggles: but then i realized i would have to walk in here wand say good morning to Jarizz Anus
[7:20] Tarogue Albatros: hee hee
[7:20] Ashlene McMinnar: LMAO!!!
[7:20] Riko Kamachi: LOLLLLL

[7:19] Ihriel Ishtari: I have to run all take care
[7:19] Riko Kamachi: bye Ihriel!
[7:19] Ashlene McMinnar: Take care Ihriel
[7:19] Tarogue Albatros: Have a great night Irri!
[7:19] Yurie Thor: will crap! rl calls got to go:(
[7:20] Riko Kamachi: Awww, what a pity
[7:20] minxy Denimore: bye irri
[7:20] Tarogue Albatros: Yurie and Irri .. leaving together?!?!
[7:20] Arizz Janus: tc irri
[7:20] Riko Kamachi: LOLLLLLLLL
[7:20] Riko Kamachi: RUMOUR!

[7:24] Tarogue Albatros: That's a good dong!@
[7:24] Tarogue Albatros: song*

[7:30] Tarogue Albatros: an once again i'l like to welcome everyone to the last 30 minutes of the Power Hour with DJ Arizz Janus!
[7:31] Tarogue Albatros: He's still taking requests
[7:31] Tarogue Albatros: and any tips can be left on his giant spinning record
[7:31] Tarogue Albatros: although, hygeine tips are generally ignored
[7:32] Riko Kamachi: can we stick em in his pants?
[7:32] Kennef Riggles: why not? not much else there
[7:32] Kennef Riggles: ZING!
[7:32] Tarogue Albatros: If you have any other comments, question or complaints, just let me know
[7:32] Tarogue Albatros: OH!
[7:32] Riko Kamachi finally gives up and collapses in giggles
[7:32] Tarogue Albatros: well done ken!
[7:32] Kennef Riggles: KIDDING!

[9:47] Safra Nitely: BEEN MAKING BASIC POSED FURNITURE
[9:47] Safra Nitely: caps ooops
[9:47] Riko Kamachi: lol
[9:47] Riko Kamachi: do you have a sit target setter script?
[9:47] Safra Nitely: *nods*
[9:48] Riko Kamachi: good good
[9:48] Safra Nitely: looking to see if anyone i know
[9:48] Safra Nitely: is a male
[9:48] Safra Nitely: that co do pose buny
[9:49] Safra Nitely: i would ask angus
[9:49] Safra Nitely: hers a blob
[9:49] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[9:50] Safra Nitely: but
[9:50] Safra Nitely: thier is not much differance betwween the poseball and angus

[13:42] Danton Thirroul is amuased cos oddly enough his is shaped like a flute
[13:42] Danton Thirroul: lol
[13:42] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[13:42] Miranda Milestone: TMI
[13:42] Doramia Aeon: WTMI
[13:42] Isobela Capalini eyes Danton
[13:42] Riko Kamachi: holes…?
[13:42] Isobela Capalini: demands proofe
[13:42] Danton Thirroul: lol
[13:43] Miranda Milestone: LOLLL riko
[13:43] Doramia Aeon: it has lots of holes?
[13:43] Armandi Goodliffe: and a hole on top?

[13:44] Riko Kamachi pokes D with her banana
[13:44] Armandi Goodliffe: 0.o
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: there goes Riko, showing off her banana again
[13:44] Miranda Milestone: riko, shouldn't it be Danton poking you with his… banana?
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: MIRA!
[13:44] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[13:45] Doramia Aeon: but his is a flute
[13:45] Armandi Goodliffe: Riko poking Danton. . .we could film that and make a killing
[13:45] Danton Thirroul: Well… I guess that makes our naughty parts tingle!
[13:45] Doramia Aeon: is so lost
[13:45] Isobela Capalini: you have more than one hole?
[13:45] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[13:45] Danton Thirroul stopped talking ages ago- he is entirely lost
[13:45] Isobela Capalini 's mind is boggled
-
[And this is what happens when someone in RL walks into the room and distracts you... -.-]
[13:46] Danton Thirroul looks at Riko's avi
[13:46] Isobela Capalini: that's gotta hurt
[13:46] Danton Thirroul: Riko…
[13:46] Doramia Aeon: is only digging the holes deeper, LOL
[13:46] Danton Thirroul: Er Riko…
[13:46] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[13:46] Phoenix Buccaneer: like what? Dora? o.O
[13:46] Danton Thirroul: Riko!!!!
[13:46] Danton Thirroul: OMG Riko!
[13:47] Danton Thirroul has tears of laughter
[13:47] Doramia Aeon: how to deal with a soggy banana
[13:47] Isobela Capalini: how did the Banana get soggy?
[13:47] Isobela Capalini: Looks at Riko
[13:47] Armandi Goodliffe: rub it dry?
[13:47] Miranda Milestone: LOL
[13:47] Doramia Aeon: is laughing too hard to type
[13:47] Isobela Capalini: if it's soggy how can you dry it?
[13:47] Doramia Aeon: blow on it?
[13:48] Isobela Capalini: I', thinkin some mushy stuff
[13:48] Miranda Milestone: suck it?
[13:48] Doramia Aeon: omg, LOL
[13:48] Isobela Capalini: Ohhh Sucking on a 'Nanner
[13:48] Riko Kamachi: sorry
[13:48] Riko Kamachi: my mum came in
[13:48] Safra Nitely: hummmm is sucking one of rikos banans in public leage?
[13:48] Riko Kamachi: it's a good thing she didn't look at the screen, you dirty-minded lot
[13:48] Doramia Aeon: us? dirty minded?
[13:49] Danton Thirroul: dirty minded?
[13:49] Isobela Capalini: You're the one with the ass in the air and mushy "nanners
[13:49] Danton Thirroul thinks
[13:49] Danton Thirroul: Yes I am.
[13:49] Danton Thirroul: But its hard NOT to be!
[13:49] Doramia Aeon: LOL Iso
[13:49] Riko Kamachi: and D, i do NOT have a purple banana
[13:49] Safra Nitely: im not dirty minded, i wash my hair every day!
[13:49] Isobela Capalini points to D.. his fault
[13:49] Miranda Milestone knew there was a reason why she likes bananas

[13:50] Armandi Goodliffe: If you want your Banana to taste like peaches, perhaps you are playing for the wrong team
[13:51] Doramia Aeon: Armandi, LOL
[13:51] Miranda Milestone giggles tears at the thought of glowing bananas in the dark
[13:51] Riko Kamachi wonders where D's banana is, and gives him another one
[13:51] Phoenix Buccaneer wonders if Armandi is a qualified grocer
[13:51] Miranda Milestone: at least you can't miss them then, right
[13:51] Doramia Aeon: he lost his?
[13:51] Doramia Aeon: how do you lose your banana?
[13:52] Armandi Goodliffe: I am a professional judge of fruit, just let me see your basket and I will give it all a good squeezing
[13:52] Miranda Milestone: maybe he shifted it from left to right?
[13:52] Riko Kamachi: why? lol
[13:52] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[13:52] Phoenix Buccaneer: XD
[13:52] Miranda Milestone smacks armandi over the head
[13:52] Doramia Aeon: but if you squeeze some fruit, it squirts
[13:52] Armandi Goodliffe: ouchie!

[14:17] Miranda Milestone likes her pussy
[14:17] Miranda Milestone has a lot of fun with it
[14:18] Danton Thirroul: yeah but mira- you keep getting your pussy out at really odd times
[14:18] Danton Thirroul: in public

I’m just speechless. Thank you Iso for sharing this with me!

Farting, faeces, poorly body parts and accidental nekkidness. Lovely.

*~~~~~*

[10:30] Riko Kamachi waves
[10:31] Riko Kamachi sneezes in your general direction
[10:32] Angus Mesmer: Being French I guess I should retaliate by farting in your general direction.

[The Riot Grrls hit the Sunday Riot...]
[9:02] Riko Kamachi: why does everyone have weird appendages?
[9:03] Danton Thirroul: You ask that like its a new thing?
[9:03] Emmie Fairymeadow: they are HORNY cheerleaders

[Discussing Japanese bathroom technology.]
[13:22] Roswenthe Aluveaux: then when you’re done you can empty it by the panel in the kitchen or at the tub
[13:22] DBDigital Epsilon: That is quite the bathtub. Of course they computerized toilets as well..
[13:22] Riko Kamachi: ‘thank you for doing a no. 2. have a nice day!’
[13:23] Roswenthe Aluveaux: ROFLOL
[13:23] Kiandra Kiranov: ‘we are honored to accept your deposit. have a nice day.’
[13:23] Riko Kamachi: there’s something quite freaky about a toilet with a mind of its own
[13:24] Roisin Ballyhoo: “excuse me, but I think it would be beneficial to your wellbeing for you to increase your fiber intake. Have a wonderful day!” *flush*
[13:24] DBDigital Epsilon: Hmm I wonder if they say “you haven’t been eating properly again have you? I can tell……..there is less here than before…..
[13:24] Kiandra Kiranov: “not enough roughage…no more McDonald’s for at least a week”
[13:25] Roisin Ballyhoo: If my toilet talked to me, I’d have to name it…. probably “Mr. Poo”

[After a SL glitch leaves him butt naked in Fibber Magees, Dublin host Chuckie Breda bewails his predicament.]
[10:38] Chuckie Breda: a barrel
[10:38] Chuckie Breda: I was walkin around ina BARREL

[D reads from the memoirs of Casanova... in costume, of course...]
[15:09] Riko Kamachi: wtf does D have on his head?
[15:09] Doramia Aeon: powdered wig
[15:10] Doramia Aeon: or else he fell in flour
[15:10] Ashlene McMinnar: it’s a
[15:10] Riko Kamachi cams and tries to repress mad laughter
[15:10] Ashlene McMinnar: erm
[15:10] Ashlene McMinnar: Yeah what Dora said
[15:10] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL
[15:10] Doramia Aeon: or a cat
[15:10] Danton Thirroul: 17th century wig
[15:10] Ashlene McMinnar: I think that thing needs adjusting
[15:10] Riko Kamachi nods
[15:10] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[15:10] Riko Kamachi: it’s eating your head D
[15:11] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[15:11] Riko Kamachi: perfect
[15:11] kathee Gibbs: looks ok in my cam lol
[15:11] Riko Kamachi: oh i’m so cruel
[15:11] Ashlene McMinnar: IIt’s getting there.
[15:11] Doramia Aeon: you can see his face almost
[15:12] Ashlene McMinnar: I think it’s the first time I’m able to even see his face.
[15:12] Doramia Aeon: and you didnt run screaming
[15:12] Ashlene McMinnar: Usually some hat or sunglasses or odd hair are hiding it
[15:12] Ashlene McMinnar: I didnt!
[15:13] Doramia Aeon: so proud of you ㋡
[15:13] Ashlene McMinnar: Riko taught me
[15:13] Riko Kamachi: did i?
[15:13] Doramia Aeon: Riko’s a great teacher
[15:13] Riko Kamachi: to do what?
[15:14] Ashlene McMinnar: To accept Danton’ness without running away screaming and having endless nightmares
[15:14] Riko Kamachi: oh he’s a cutie…. deep down?
[15:15] Riko Kamachi: the dead poodle on his head is particularly fetching
[15:15] Ashlene McMinnar: LOL
[15:15] Doramia Aeon: thought it was a simmese cat
-
[15:57] Riko Kamachi: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAF!
[15:57] Doramia Aeon: YAY SAF!!!
[15:57] Miranda Milestone: it’s not midnight yet, Riko
[15:57] Ashlene McMinnar: Happy B-day Safra
[15:57] Safra Nitely: well 2 mins now i think
[15:57] Doramia Aeon: HAPPY BDAY
[15:57] Riko Kamachi: pish
[15:57] Danton Thirroul: and happy b-day and thanx Safra!
[15:57] Sidonie Carlberg: HHAPPPEEEE BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUU
[15:57] Miranda Milestone: oh my, so much bad luck by pre-bday wishes :p
[15:58] Riko Kamachi sits on mira
[15:58] Doramia Aeon: shhh Mira
[15:58] Safra Nitely: going to try see it in in SL
[15:58] Safra Nitely: *grins*
[15:58] Miranda Milestone giggles
[15:58] Sidonie Carlberg: nnonono… thats not true… in Germany its already 1 am ^^….so its NOT pre birthday here ^^
[15:58] Safra Nitely: mum & dad raided my house tonight
[15:58] Doramia Aeon: righto Siddie
[15:58] Safra Nitely: about 90 seconds
[15:58] Miranda Milestone: that means Mia isn’t allowed to ongratlate fr another 6 or 7 hours
[15:59] Doramia Aeon: blinks, awwwwww
[15:59] Doramia Aeon: its 7 here
[15:59] Riko Kamachi throws mira in the river
[15:59] Miranda Milestone: oi
[15:59] Riko Kamachi:
[15:59] Miranda Milestone goes snorkeling
[15:59] Doramia Aeon: throws Mira a floaty
[15:59] Riko Kamachi throws Mira D’s head poodle
[15:59] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[15:59] Danton Thirroul: Its NOT anhead poodle!

[14:20] Safra Nitely: i not got my pom pom’s out and wavend them about!
[14:20] Campanula Goldlust: now that makes a change Saf xD
[14:20] Doramia Aeon: remarkable self control
[14:20] DBDigital Epsilon: the power of pink pom poms *bonk*
[14:20] Riko Kamachi: lol…… DB?
[14:20] Doramia Aeon: YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!!!!!!
[14:21] Campanula Goldlust: it be suddenly quiet
[14:21] Safra Nitely: please dont stop the music and the music stops….
[14:21] DBDigital Epsilon: Yes?
[14:21] Miranda Milestone: *bonk* was the right nois… cavemen used wooden sticks, safra uses pink pom pms
[14:21] Sidonie Carlberg: she did that on purpose….
[14:21] Safra Nitely: probably
[14:21] Doramia Aeon: Sl is being a pain
[14:21] DBDigital Epsilon: So what else is new…
[14:21] Riko Kamachi is in fits at what DB just said
[14:21] Doramia Aeon: lol too true
[14:22] Miranda Milestone beats nd strngles the stream until it connects again
[14:22] DBDigital Epsilon: *hands her a big stick* here try this
[14:22] Doramia Aeon: gives Mira a bat
[14:22] Miranda Milestone: thanks *bonk bonk bonk*
[14:24] Riko Kamachi wonders if the non-british people in the room realise what the word ‘bonk’ means

[10:59] Riko Kamachi: hambler!
[10:59] Ham Rambler: hiya
[11:00] Riko Kamachi: EEEEK! *RUNS*
[11:03] Ham Rambler: cardey cat
[11:03] Ham Rambler: Scardey….
[11:04] Riko Kamachi: cardey? XD
[11:05] Riko Kamachi: you’re drunk again huh
[11:05] Riko Kamachi: already? tsk…
[11:08] Ham Rambler: no, trying to type standing up
[11:08] Ham Rambler: an dts 11am…even I’M not THAT bad
[11:08] Riko Kamachi: yea you are
[11:08] Riko Kamachi: you’re irish
[11:08] Ham Rambler: no I isn’t
[11:12] Riko Kamachi: you aren’t irish?
[11:12] Riko Kamachi: man, you *are* drunk
[11:18] Ham Rambler: pooh
[11:18] Ham Rambler: blah
[11:18] Ham Rambler: pish

[Angus rezzes something looking remarkably like the Luggage...]
[14:58] Riko Kamachi: is that what i think it is?
[14:58] Angus Mesmer: no
[14:58] Angus Mesmer: loot
[14:58] Riko Kamachi: needs feet
[14:58] Angus Mesmer: that’s going to hold a few items
[15:00] Riko Kamachi loves sculpts, but wishes they would rez faster
[15:00] Angus Mesmer: and that one is a rather simple one, too…
[15:01] Riko Kamachi: ahah
[15:01] Riko Kamachi: now it has
[15:01] Riko Kamachi: nice!
[15:01] Riko Kamachi: the little brown one’s cute though
[15:02] Angus Mesmer: well, the small chest isn’t supposed to contain human remains
[15:02] Angus Mesmer: I guess it can be cuter

[13:18] Pashmin Hoobinoo: ok, i think i successfully changed into nicer jeans Iso.. lol
[13:18] Pashmin Hoobinoo: I am wearing pants, right?
[13:18] Riko Kamachi: lollll
[13:18] Riko Kamachi: and everyone cams on pash
[13:18] Pashmin Hoobinoo: please say yes!!

[13:23] Yurie Thor: i have blood clotting in my calf from the knee surgery, so i have to inject meds and take warfarin, Riko
[13:24] Pashmin Hoobinoo: omg yurie..
[13:24] Isobela Capalini: Ouch Yurie
[13:24] Riko Kamachi: awwww
[13:24] Isobela Capalini: be careful with that
[13:24] Yurie Thor: trying Iso
[13:24] Riko Kamachi: you’ll have to go easy with rosie palm, then
[13:24] Isobela Capalini: I have a good friend that just was treated for that
[13:25] Yurie Thor: RIKO!!!!
[13:25] Isobela Capalini: LOL
[13:25] Riko Kamachi snorts at the delayed reaction
[13:25] Pashmin Hoobinoo: I dont think that was riko,,
[13:25] Isobela Capalini: How did you know he named his hand Rosie?
[13:25] Pashmin Hoobinoo: an alien got to her!
[13:25] Yurie Thor: did u hear her gettin nasty!
[13:25] Riko Kamachi: lol no, it’s a joke in terry pratchett
[13:25] Isobela Capalini: Sure it is
[13:25] Riko Kamachi: there’s a character called mrs. palm and she has five daughters
[13:26] Yurie Thor: do tell more Riko?
[13:26] Isobela Capalini: uh huh
[13:26] Pashmin Hoobinoo: and?
[13:26] Isobela Capalini: yes do tell Riko
[13:26] Riko Kamachi: ?
[13:26] Yurie Thor: tell everyone what u know about rosie palm then Riko
[13:26] Isobela Capalini: how you know all about Roise and her daughters
[13:26] Riko Kamachi: of course, i have no idea what that alludes to, being innocent and all
[13:27] Pashmin Hoobinoo: I would tell you riko, but am RP’ing innocent right now.
[13:27] Yurie Thor: sod off Riko, no one is buying into that innocent stuff anymore! lmao

[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Willy Heartsdale`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Borealis Hammerer`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Riko Kamachi`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Wilfried Karu`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Robinia Pearl`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Doramia Aeon`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Cosmic Beres`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Tia Zifer`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Pashmin Hoobinoo`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank kalisto Strathearn`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Kawyn Galaxy`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Blossum Bluebird`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Buknee Dragovar`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Sexy Naked Iso decides to spank Dirk Qarnac`s ass– And you liked it!
[14:39] Isobela Capalini: Oops!
[14:39] Isobela Capalini: lol

[15:14] Violet Benusconi shouts: where is my irsh guy…????
[15:15] Riko Kamachi shouts: have you checked your pockets?

[7:57] Angus Mesmer: Wearing stilettos on grass is silly
-
[8:02] Angus Mesmer: not to mention the potential cost of a pair of heels my size…

[Mira plays an annoying song -.-]
[12:20] Roswenthe Aluveaux waits for it….
[12:20] Doramia Aeon: hehehee
[12:20] Riko Kamachi sits on Mira
[12:20] Roswenthe Aluveaux: and there it is
[12:20] Miranda Milestone bites into riko’s butt and sucks out all her blood
[12:20] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[12:20] Riko Kamachi backs away from Mira slowly….
[12:20] DBDigital Epsilon: *notices that Ros went nutty again*
[12:20] Rebecca Schwager: butt blood?
[12:20] Miranda Milestone: never sit on a vampire’s face

[13:38] Roisin Ballyhoo: there’s nothing more disturbing than hearing your 4 year old daughter shout “I got a purple nut!!!” as she bounces around the livingroom

[15:13] Danton Thirroul: U lot are SO mean to me!!!
[15:13] Riko Kamachi: lollllll
[15:14] Jaynie Carter: we’re being nice hun, but if you want us to be mean
[15:14] Campanula Goldlust: you love it D
[15:14] Doramia Aeon: but you love us Danton
[15:14] Jaynie Carter: I’m sure we can oblige
[15:14] Doramia Aeon: lmao at y’all
[15:14] Lucis Haiku: you love every second of it Damnton
[15:14] Doramia Aeon: lol Lucis, I love that ‘Damnton’
[15:14] Campanula Goldlust: Damnton, such a classic typo

[Sci-fi night at the SS Galaxy, and Sid turns up in a Dune avatar.]
[16:40] Danton Thirroul is terrified of Sid and her gi8ant tapeworm
[16:40] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[16:40] Riko Kamachi grins
[16:40] Riko Kamachi: and for once, angus is in theme
[16:40] Riko Kamachi: and out comes the tardis again
[16:40] Danton Thirroul: Tardis in the house!
[16:41] Sidonie Carlberg: Actually …Saffie said I look like poo
[16:41] Riko Kamachi: SHINY poo
[16:41] Danton Thirroul: Well, you do kinda look like poo… with teeth!
[16:41] Sidonie Carlberg: Big mean Poo that is
[16:41] DBDigital Epsilon: lol
[16:41] Riko Kamachi: lolllll
[16:41] Danton Thirroul: REAL mean poo
[16:41] Safra Nitely: ok im sorry sid
[16:41] DBDigital Epsilon: Yes talk about hemoroids….
[16:42] DBDigital Epsilon: I always wondered what the face of a hemroid looks like….now i know lol
[16:42] Echo Underwood: ewwwww
[16:42] Roswenthe Aluveaux is now feeling a little ill
[16:42] Sidonie Carlberg: most likely ^^
[16:44] Sidonie Carlberg: hmm…I think you’re all wrong… I’m not poo… I’m King Kong’s sperm

[17:48] Safra Nitely: ohhhhh, sounds bit like the child catcher
[17:48] Sano Ra: A duck crossing the ocean is poultry in motion…
[17:48] Safra Nitely: from chitty chitty bang bang
[17:48] Safra Nitely: Children, i love children,
[17:49] DBDigital Epsilon: they make great targets…right saf?
[17:49] Echo Underwood: So do I, they are great with a red wine sauce and shallots.
[17:49] Safra Nitely: lol next head of Hogwarts should be the Child Cather
[17:50] Sano Ra: the problem with children is if you don’t pay your exorcist you get them repossessed
[17:50] Danton Thirroul: lol
[17:50] DBDigital Epsilon: lol
[17:50] Ishtar Roux chuckles
[17:50] Danton Thirroul shoots sano
[17:50] Danton Thirroul: (twice)

[17:51] Sano Ra: A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart

So you thought I’d fallen off the face of the earth, huh? I must admit it’s taken me longer to accrue quotes, given my attendance of events featuring the usual suspects (Iso, Danton) has dwindled due to my RL job (5am starts *sobs*). Nevertheless, enjoy!

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[Saybie crashes during her own wedding ]
[17:35] Almitra Blair: I think we have a crashed bride
[17:36] Pashmin Hoobinoo snickers through her tears.
[17:36] Chuckie Breda: Aww Pash…………….
[17:36] Kennef Riggles: ach… she’ll only be a moment
[17:36] Jeff Iramesius: hope that the keyboard isn’t broke in half
[17:36] Malinda Muircastle: it happens to the best an worstof us,Saybie
[17:36] Pashmin Hoobinoo: we have waited this long, we can wait a few more minutes
[17:36] Viola Bentham hesitates from making a “wedding crashers” comment
[17:36] paulie Femto: yep. lag happens.
[17:36] Malinda Muircastle: and it must be good luck
[17:36] Jonty Smit: hope so ken…otherwise moon is gonna have to kiss you at teh end!

[8:29] Evil Titler 2.0: Danton Thirroul set Riko Kamachi’s title to ‘no one sniffs MY facebook!’
[8:30] Danton Thirroul: And THIS is what we call a theme
[8:30] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[8:30] Miranda Milestone: LOL
[8:30] Riko Kamachi: no, that’s because danton the pug lives there
[8:30] Armandi Goodliffe: Is Riko’s facebook scatch and sniff?
[8:30] Kawyn Galaxy: This is like totaly sweet, and rich
[8:30] Kennef Riggles: Meat pies!!
[8:30] Danton Thirroul: Danton the pug is the reason God hates you Riko!
[8:30] Riko Kamachi: last time i looked you were not god, D
[8:31] Danton Thirroul: Riko you have obviously not seen me in bed…
[8:31] Kennef Riggles: he is close to management, riko
[8:31] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[8:31] Jonty Smit: No..Danton is God’s Penis Sock Puppet!
[8:31] Riko Kamachi: <..>
[8:31] Curious Avedon: O.O
[8:31] Miranda Milestone: o.O
[8:31] Riko Kamachi: no D, i have *not* see you in bed…
[8:31] Kennef Riggles: God sticks his hand up Danton and makes him talk

[8:38] Safra Nitely pulls out wand and casts Petrificus Totalus
[8:38] Safra Nitely: then dresses up the statue of Danton as a Sheerleader!
[8:38] Safra Nitely: Cheerleader!
[8:38] Riko Kamachi: no saf, sheerleader’s right
[8:38] Danton Thirroul takes out his petrificus totalus and starts to… er… wait… thats not right…

[16:25] Kennef Riggles: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
[16:25] Ginger Marseille: Ham!!!!

[D's computer starts making noises during an event.]
[13:43] Riko Kamachi: what like ‘heeeelppp!’ ‘heeelllpp!’
[13:43] Riko Kamachi: ‘he’s depraved!’
[13:44] Riko Kamachi: ‘he fills me with porn!’
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: it’s saying last rites
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: Riko!
[13:44] Riko Kamachi: lol what?
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: gasps
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: Danton fills you with porn???
[13:44] Riko Kamachi: LOL nooooo
[13:44] Doramia Aeon: we thought you were so sweet. .
[13:44] Riko Kamachi: his computer, dammit
[13:45] Doramia Aeon: his computer fills you with porn??
[13:45] Riko Kamachi picks up the rest of Echo and throws her at Mia
[13:45] Riko Kamachi grabs Tean and smacks Mia with her
[13:45] Wendy Snook: mmmm shes trying to back pedal. lol. we heard you say it riko
[13:45] Echo Underwood sprinkles Holy Water over Danton’s machine
[13:45] Echo Underwood: Asspérges me, Dómine, hyssópo, et mundábor; lavábis me, et super nivem dealbábor,
[13:45] Riko Kamachi: in QUOTES
[13:45] Doramia Aeon: wut?
[13:45] Echo Underwood: Cleanse me of sin with hyssop, Lord, that I may be purified; wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow,

Miserére mei, Deus: secúndum magnam misericordiam tuam. Glora Patri, et Filii, et Spiritui Sancti.
[13:45] Tean Carnell: hey….
[13:45] Doramia Aeon: and you quote it. . .ohhhhh the shame
[13:46] Doramia Aeon: sighs
[13:46] Riko Kamachi throws Mia into the Liffey
[13:46] Doramia Aeon: LOL
[13:46] Doramia Aeon: pulls Riko in too
[13:46] Riko Kamachi: EEEK!
[13:46] Doramia Aeon: hahaha
[13:46] Riko Kamachi escapes just in time
[13:46] Wendy Snook looks up at Riko and mouths “whats a lifey”
[13:46] Riko Kamachi: the name of the river, lol
[13:46] Doramia Aeon: gets out and shakes all over Riko
[13:46] Riko Kamachi: o.O

[14:53] Riko Kamachi: I love this song
[14:53] Antistar Morgwain: ofcourse I could wash with my tongue, but there are places I can’t reach
[14:53] Sitearm Madonna: Hey! Tigre Arrowmint Grab your pint…you owe me two Euro.
[14:53] Zealous Nightfire: you’re not Sitearm! IMOSTER
[14:53] Zealous Nightfire: IMPOSTER even
[14:53] Antistar Morgwain: and some which I DON’T WANT to reach
[14:54] suzyb Turbo: maybe we could reach them for you
[14:54] Mikey Taggart: hoi you animals are always licking that
[14:54] Antistar Morgwain: with the tongue? no, thank you)
[14:54] Riko Kamachi is loving the conversation even more

[15:08] Emmie Fairymeadow: first time i saw this the wall i was pretty well out there LOL

[15:14] Jack007 Toxx: I want kiss somebody
[15:15] suzyb Turbo: not Mikey
[15:15] Mikey Taggart: ermm I’m no avaliable
[15:15] Jack007 Toxx: And I dont know how ^^
[15:15] Jack007 Toxx: I try mikey
[15:15] suzyb Turbo: he hasnt had a shave
[15:15] Mikey Taggart: yes suzy
[15:15] Siofra Sorbet: You can shave in sl?
[15:15] suzyb Turbo: Jack are you male
[15:15] Jack007 Toxx: yeah
[15:15] suzyb Turbo: omg
[15:15] Mikey Taggart: ye’d be surprised what ye can do here
[15:15] suzyb Turbo: and you want to kiss Mikey
[15:16] Jack007 Toxx: No xD
[15:16] suzyb Turbo: phew I was worried then
[15:16] Mikey Taggart: ohh I’m dissapointed

[7:52] Alice Tennenbaum: im listening to the hobbit on audio disk atm
[7:53] Alice Tennenbaum: great sick-time activity
[7:53] Riko Kamachi: hee
[7:53] Riko Kamachi: i’n building the shire for RFL
[7:53] Alice Tennenbaum: ooo
[7:53] Riko Kamachi: or will be, once things get sorted out
[7:54] Alice Tennenbaum: we loves tricksy hobbitses and their holes precious
[7:55] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[7:55] Alice Tennenbaum coughs “gollum”
[7:55] Riko Kamachi: it’s just the way you said that, sounded very dodgy
[7:56] Alice Tennenbaum: you have a sick mind

[18:45] Roswenthe Aluveaux: I just saw the scariest ad on Facebook.
[18:45] Roswenthe Aluveaux: It said “Hot singles are waiting for YOU!”
[18:46] Roswenthe Aluveaux: then it had a pic of Ham Rambler….

[14:29] Riko Kamachi: i wish SL would stop being so laggy though
[14:29] Sidonie Carlberg: oh…then it’s not just meeh
[14:31] Sidonie Carlberg: its so bad my AO works funny… and makes me look like I was trying to bite my own butt

[14:07] Roswenthe Aluveaux: angus birthday is this week, isn’t it
[14:07] Sidonie Carlberg: cooool
[14:07] Riko Kamachi: yes
[14:07] Riko Kamachi: two days i think
[14:07] Roswenthe Aluveaux: what do you get for the guy who can make naything?
[14:07] Riko Kamachi: god, i know
[14:08] Sidonie Carlberg: Angus was actually born?… I thought he was extracted from the Matrix
[14:08] Roswenthe Aluveaux: though he needs a makeover desperately, but i know he wouldn’t let us make him over
[14:08] Roswenthe Aluveaux: ROFLOL
[14:08] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:08] Roswenthe Aluveaux: his is kinda a crochety old man in personality though
[14:09] Riko Kamachi: could buy him a nappy
[14:09] Riko Kamachi: he’d appreciate that
[14:09] Roswenthe Aluveaux: go for it…you started that anyway LOL
[14:09] Riko Kamachi: though i would guess he’d turn around and give me incontinence pads
[14:09] Sidonie Carlberg: gehehehe
[14:09] Roswenthe Aluveaux: probably make them on the spot
[14:09] Riko Kamachi: angus keeps tellng me i’m old
[14:10] Riko Kamachi: i’m like, a year older than him
[14:10] Roswenthe Aluveaux: i was wondering, “What am I….undead?”

[21:49:51] Riko Kamachi: can we have a birthday cake in the shape of a nappy for angus?
[21:50:02] Roswenth: if you’re making it….
[21:50:06] Roswenth: uhhhh
[21:50:09] Roswenth: gross
[21:50:23] Roisin Ballyhoo: uhm.. a ‘full’ nappy or a clean one?
[21:50:50] Roisin Ballyhoo: I suppose we could call it ‘fudge filling’

[22:32:35] Roswenth: i made a baby angus!
[22:32:49] Riko Kamachi: *faints*
[22:32:58] Riko Kamachi: what are you SAYING, ros?
[22:33:19] Roswenth: XD
[22:33:20] Roisin Ballyhoo copies that for later blackmail purposes
[22:33:25] Riko Kamachi does so too

[10:34] Riko Kamachi bashes you with a blowfish
[10:34] Angus Mesmer grabs a lumberjack-grade herring and retaliates
[10:37] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[10:37] Riko Kamachi: ok, who are you and what did you do with angus?
[10:38] Angus Mesmer: Two Pythons references in one sentence. I’d tend to think it’s me.

[17:49] Danton Thirroul: I look like a sandra!

[0:15] samatha Ragu: Fern oh boss can you add Cinders Vale
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: yay me!!!
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: I gots a snail!
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: I gots a snail!
[0:16] Riko Kamachi: now that’s flattery if i ever did see it
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: cinders?
[0:16] samatha Ragu: Char can you add Cinders Vale
[0:16] Socks Clawtooth: I has snail too!
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: why would I add Cinders???
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: lol
[0:16] Riko Kamachi: I cooks a snail! I cooks a snail!
[0:16] Charlene Trudeau: to which? design or security?
[0:16] samatha Ragu: So she can greet people with proper tag
[0:16] samatha Ragu: lol
[0:16] Melanippe Karas: You had snails for supper?
[0:17] Charlene Trudeau: NOOOOOO
[0:17] Riko Kamachi: XD
[0:17] Charlene Trudeau: I got a snail for the snail race
[0:17] Charlene Trudeau: wooo woooo

[0:19] Charlene Trudeau: I like it hard…
[0:19] Charlene Trudeau: oh wait
[0:19] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[0:19] Sue Peregrine: lol!
[0:19] Galia Beck: ahem?
[0:19] Charlene Trudeau: *cough*
[0:19] Charlene Trudeau: hard, dry, summer,
[0:19] Charlene Trudeau: if its a sausage or salami I probably like it
[0:19] samatha Ragu: good night everyone time for bed

[13:46] Pashmin Hoobinoo: PLEASE DONT FORGET TO SHOW YOUR SEXY LOVIN THE LINDEN WAY ,, TOSS SOME LINDEN AT ISO,, MAYBE SHE CAN CATCH THEM WITH HER BOOBS!
[13:46] Isobela Capalini: ROFL
[13:46] Pashmin Hoobinoo giggles.. ‘innocent’..
[13:47] Isobela Capalini: sometimes it can’t be helped.. LIke when you are stretching over that desk, while they sit there… waiting for you to finish.. they just have a mind of thier own….
[13:47] Isobela Capalini: Just sayin

[13:53] Isobela Capalini: KENNEF!!!!!!
[13:53] Tycho Beresford: Ken! Woot!
[13:53] Riko Kamachi: Kenny!
[13:53] Rosinante Vinson: hiya Kennef
[13:53] Aries Hawker: Hey Kennef
[13:53] Isobela Capalini: It’s me puff ball Kennef!
[13:53] Pashmin Hoobinoo: theres my guy,, ok everyone stop flirting with me!! LOL
[13:53] Pashmin Hoobinoo: hehehe
[13:53] Ginger Marseille: Theres Pashe’s sweety:)
[13:53] Ginger Marseille: Hey Ken
[13:53] Riko Kamachi slinks away from pash reluctantly
[13:53] Aries Hawker: yeah, and tell your boobs to quit staring at me
[13:53] Pashmin Hoobinoo pulls Riko back
[13:53] Rosinante Vinson: dammit make him get to the back of hte queue .. i was first
[13:54] Pashmin Hoobinoo: My boobs can stare..