He says, She says… (part forty-three; of a chicken dinner)

In which Ashlene makes newbies horny, Ginger offers some timeless wisdom and regulars at the Blarney discuss Emmie’s potential as a plumber.

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[2:35] Ashlene McMinnar: I thought I’d come here on time.. like 10 minutes prior.. and got some noob bumping into me, sitting on me, asking me where I lived and telling me to open up my dress. O.o

[3:32] Eria Ziemia: lol now I know why peopel not here, I had to ban them after Danton getting them in trouble
[3:32] Danton Thirroul: me?
[3:32] Danton Thirroul: moi?
[3:32] Eria Ziemia: yes you mister
[3:33] Danton Thirroul shakes head
[3:33] Eria Ziemia: si, tu
[3:33] Danton Thirroul: I think you will find its ALL Riko’s fault
[3:33] Danton Thirroul: All of it
[3:33] Riko Kamachi: eh? how’s it my fault?
[3:33] Roswenthe Aluveaux prepares to get her Deathnote out
[3:33] Eria Ziemia: nah is used to blamign you
[3:33] Danton Thirroul: if you have to ask- then its obviously clear you are the one to blame!
[3:33] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[3:33] Danton Thirroul: AND… it has to be said…
[3:33] Danton Thirroul: Riko just farted!
[3:34] Danton Thirroul: its TRUE!
[3:34] Riko Kamachi: I did not!
[3:34] Danton Thirroul:
[3:34] Riko Kamachi sits on D and kicks his face
[3:34] Danton Thirroul LOVES an intelligent and intellectually stimulating debate

[17:24] Ashlene McMinnar: IM NOT NAKED YAY!
[17:24] Ashlene McMinnar: oops

[Ham shows off photos during his rezday party.]
[13:26] Ham Rambler: as you can see, the old Blarney was just as prone to silliness
[13:26] Elwe Eldrich: it’s rezed and i still dont know what it is lol
[13:26] Riko Kamachi: pmsl
[13:27] Riko Kamachi: trying to work out what’s going on there
[13:27] Ham Rambler: I’m in my leprachaun outfit
[13:27] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[13:27] Ham Rambler: and spongbob came along
[13:27] Serenity Innis: I dont know Riko but it looks like a man with a flashlight for a pecker

[15:46] Riko Kamachi: most of them cost pennies
[15:49] Riko Kamachi: that’s the benefit of buying your books at a charity shop
[15:49] Riko Kamachi: especially one where you work
[15:50] Angus Mesmer: hehe yes
[15:50] Angus Mesmer: they still take as many prims
[15:51] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[15:51] Angus Mesmer: as much room, sorry.Talking prims with other people here

[Armandi turns up at Mira's gig in a black thong, huge green mask and lots of feathers... then asks for someone to sacrifice to appease the volcano god...]
[16:30] Armandi Goodliffe: mmmm I think this “Riko” will not make good wife for volcano . . .her nagging might make him explode
[16:30] Riko Kamachi: <.<
[16:30] Riko Kamachi: how about we chuck you in?
[16:31] Armandi Goodliffe: Volcano god not swing that way

[16:38] Zaza Flores: who do we love?
[16:39] Pashmin Hoobinoo: we love Taro ZAZA!!
[16:39] Riko Kamachi: chocolate!
[16:39] Miranda Milestone: kennef's chicken wings
[16:39] Zaza Flores: Oooh yes I love Taro too!
[16:39] Tarogue Albatros: yay!!!
[16:39] Miranda Milestone: pash, does kennef have a chicken breast, too?
[16:39] Riko Kamachi: kennef has bingo wings?
[16:39] Zaza Flores: huh?
[16:39] Pashmin Hoobinoo: i dont know.
[16:39] Kennef Riggles: what?
[16:39] Tarogue Albatros: ooo
[16:39] Pashmin Hoobinoo: let me ask him
[16:39] Tarogue Albatros likes breasts
[16:39] Pashmin Hoobinoo: noo chicken breat.
[16:39] Tarogue Albatros: we had them for dinner
[16:39] Pashmin Hoobinoo: i have breasts.
[16:39] Kennef Riggles: only wings
[16:39] Miranda Milestone: lol, i thought you're his gf. you should know if he has a chicken breast or not ^^
[16:40] Emmie Fairymeadow: made chicken and dumplings last night
[16:40] Pashmin Hoobinoo: lmao
[16:40] Miranda Milestone: MMMMM
[16:40] Riko Kamachi: kenny has bingo wings
[16:40] Miranda Milestone: dumplings
[16:40] Pashmin Hoobinoo: i know he loves chicken and dumplings.
[16:40] Campanula Goldlust: lmao Riko
[16:40] Riko Kamachi:
[16:40] Kennef Riggles: what are bingo wings?
[16:40] Tarogue Albatros: what are bingo wings?
[16:40] Pashmin Hoobinoo: what are bingo wings?
[16:40] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[16:40] Tarogue Albatros: LOL
[16:40] Emmie Fairymeadow: LOL

[16:58] Sidonie Carlberg: lag causes Riko's hair occasionally looking like a fake beard

[8:16] Saybera Drake: God help me…my sons are ….Danton Fans…jeebus
[8:16] Saybera Drake swan dives off building
[8:17] Riko Kamachi: saybie lol, you're *in* the building
[8:17] Saybera Drake: thats a tall step out there!

[12:47] ! YS Kitty Tail black/black: Mikey Taggart pulls Lucis Haiku's tail, and makes Lucis Haiku hiss!
[12:47] Lucis Haiku: Mikey!!
[12:47] Mikey Taggart: yes?
[12:47] Lucis Haiku: get your own tail lOL
[12:47] Mikey Taggart: ohhhh
[12:47] Lucis Haiku: good heavens
[12:47] Lucis Haiku: that did not sound right did it

[12:52] Tigerlilly Andrew: lol Dantons playing with his pixie, which is slightly un nerving

[5:28] Riko Kamachi: radio riel is particularly odd this morning… sounds like a drunk person banging a radiator with a fork
[5:28] Riko Kamachi: so funny
[5:29] Riko Kamachi: now he's gone to the shower?
[5:29] Saybera Drake: weird
[5:29] Riko Kamachi: oh no, he's back banging the radiator…
[5:31] Saybera Drake: sounds like a shower and now….sounds like…an aboriginie drum
[5:31] Riko Kamachi: it was funnier when he was singing as well
[5:31] Riko Kamachi: the banging was out of time
[5:31] Saybera Drake: who is this?
[5:31] Saybera Drake: omg is playing a drum IN the shower?
[5:31] Riko Kamachi: god knows… lol
[5:32] Saybera Drake chuckles
[5:32] Riko Kamachi: some of the stuff on here is so weird
[5:33] Riko Kamachi: they're meant to play rennaissance up to early jazz
[5:33] Saybera Drake: that sounded like early cave man

[11:56] Doramia Aeon: I wanna be a mermaid!
[11:56] Campanula Goldlust: hehe Mia, I can see you as one
[11:56] Danton Thirroul: Its over rated
[11:56] Doramia Aeon: I have the red hair, hehehe
[11:56] Campanula Goldlust: lol D, being a merman didn't suit you then xD
[11:57] Doramia Aeon: D isn't mermaid material
[11:57] Danton Thirroul: I like legs- what can i say!
[11:57] Doramia Aeon: the shells dont fit right
[11:57] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[11:57] Campanula Goldlust: aye, Mia and would mess with his wings something chronic

[14:49] Joe Sweeney: only dancin with ginger..cause emmie didnt ask me
[14:49] Riko Kamachi giggles
[14:49] Ginger Marseille: I like Joe:)))
[14:50] Ginger Marseille: and I had no idea he was a good dancer
[14:50] wayne Keng: she's always workin Joe, uses that excuse with me
[14:50] Starchild Renoir: no its because she is ALWAYS working
[14:50] Riko Kamachi: emmie's a busy beaver
[14:50] Emmie Fairymeadow: 99.9% of the time i am in Dublin I am working LOL
[14:50] Campanula Goldlust: aye, she is
[14:50] wayne Keng: can you im me when its 0.1% Emmie
[14:51] Emmie Fairymeadow: sure Wayne
[14:51] wayne Keng bets its when he is asleep
[14:51] Travis Harbrough: wayne…what ya do is you rent a house from her and then you call her over with a maintenance problem….
[14:52] wayne Keng: with my plumbing Travis?
[14:52] Emmie Fairymeadow: bits and bobs has new dances need to check them out and see if i want to add them
[14:52] Riko Kamachi: and she turns up with her spanner
[14:52] Ginger Marseille: ooOOOO Bits and bobs
[14:52] Riko Kamachi: yeeeouch, painful!
[14:52] Starchild Renoir: yes and if you showed her your bits and bobs she hit them with a spanner

[2:35] Ham Rambler grabs Campanula in his arms bends her backwards and sticks his tongue down her throat!

[12:41] Ginger Marseille: put a slash in front of words and weird things happen

[12:08] Jade Eiren: this lag is seriously takin away my horny

[15:54] Danton Thirroul: my school is getting rid of ties
[15:54] Danton Thirroul: we be going all clip on with a few years
[15:54] Riko Kamachi: oh?
[15:54] Danton Thirroul: tragic
[15:54] Riko Kamachi: whyso?
[15:54] Danton Thirroul: the kids are most unhappy
[15:54] Danton Thirroul: two reasons
[15:54] Danton Thirroul: clip ons ALWAYS look neat
[15:54] Danton Thirroul: second reason- a kid cannot get strangled by a clip on
[15:55] Danton Thirroul: WHile we get two strangulations a week in my place
[15:55] Danton Thirroul:
[15:55] Campanula Goldlust: lol D, then refrain from doing it
[15:55] Campanula Goldlust: sheesh, teachers today xD

[13:29] Yurie Thor: sl chocolate taste like sl beer:(
[13:29] Victoria Carminucci: hahahaha
[13:29] Starchild Renoir shouts: yes but its low fat

[16:04] Armandi Goodliffe: There she is!
[16:05] Miranda Milestone: sit on the fortune riko
[16:05] Riko Kamachi: oh those things
[16:05] Armandi Goodliffe: Let's see if I should really be dating riko!
[16:05] Riko Kamachi: i never win them
[16:05] Miranda Milestone: OI
[16:05] Lucky Fortune Teller (Twisted) whispers: Greetings Armandi Goodliffe and Riko Kamachi. The Lucky Fortune reading will now commence.
[16:05] Riko Kamachi: oi
[16:05] Lucky Fortune Teller (Twisted) whispers: The clouds are parting, and I see a message…
[16:05] Riko Kamachi slaps Armandi
[16:05] Lucky Fortune Teller (Twisted) whispers: I hear the spirits singing. They have a message for Armandi Goodliffe:
[16:06] Lucky Fortune Teller (Twisted) whispers: The spirits say: 'No house is big enough for two women.'