He says, She says… (part forty-two; of a family planning clinic)

In which we discuss various domestic topics, such as human biology, food preparation and sports equipment.

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[9:14] Ihriel Ishtari: you know, the good thing about dating a zombie is that unlike most guys he would actually want you for your brains

[14:29] Danton Thirroul: DJ Iso and Riko… this team are SO dirty they would turn Hare Krishna into a BAD BOY!
[14:30] Riko Kamachi: hey, don’t lump me in with her!
[14:30] Riko Kamachi: she’s filthy enough on her own!
[14:30] Danton Thirroul: Isoko/Riobela
[14:30] Riko Kamachi giggles
[14:30] Danton Thirroul: one and the same
[14:30] Danton Thirroul: ]one aims for heaven, the other heads for hell
[14:31] Danton Thirroul: Riobela- a terrifying hybrid
[14:31] Isobela Capalini: pfft
[14:31] Riko Kamachi: and end up getting caught by the handcuffs around a lamppost?
[14:31] Isobela Capalini: we are so hot they had to split us
[14:31] Isobela Capalini: At least one of is sittign right behind Danton
[14:32] Danton Thirroul: You WERE conjoined twins- Riko got the morals, Iso the tolerance of hard alcohol
[14:32] Isobela Capalini: while he drives

[13:52] Tigerlilly Andrew: i have no idea mira i have never seen his….equipment
[13:52] Roisin Ballyhoo: suuuuuuuuuuure
[13:53] Tigerlilly Andrew: rofl
[13:53] Riko Kamachi: i have!
[13:53] Miranda Milestone: riko has seen everests equipment?????
[13:53] Roisin Ballyhoo: o.O
[13:53] Riko Kamachi: no, D’s
[13:53] Danton Thirroul: When?
[13:53] Miranda Milestone spits coke all over th scree
[13:53] Danton Thirroul: Er… Riko- are you claiming to have seen my testicles?
[13:53] Miranda Milestone: you have seen DNATON’S EQUIPMENT????
[13:53] Tigerlilly Andrew looks at Riko OMG
[13:53] Riko Kamachi: ……
[13:53] Riko Kamachi: what?
[13:53] Danton Thirroul: Cos that waht everyone is talking about!
[13:53] Miranda Milestone: 7me coughs and chokes and dies
[13:53] Riko Kamachi: oh, we were talking about your bits?
[13:54] Danton Thirroul spits coke
[13:54] Roisin Ballyhoo: oh crap… the DJs dead
[13:54] Danton Thirroul gets such serious giggles
[13:54] Riko Kamachi: i thought we were talking about sport or something
[13:54] Miranda Milestone: LOL
[13:54] Danton Thirroul: YES Riko- THOSE bits!!!
[13:54] DBDigital Epsilon: Dang…figures I go into Ims for a minute..and LOOK what happens lol
[13:54] Riko Kamachi: you’re getting your bits out?
[13:54] Miranda Milestone: well, isn’t sex sports, too…?
[13:54] Roisin Ballyhoo: Well, if Riko’s seen it, I think we ALL should! Off with the vestments!
[13:54] Riko Kamachi: why are you doing that?
[13:54] Danton Thirroul: NO Riko… the other RUDER bits…
[13:54] Danton Thirroul: Don;t look at me!!!
[13:54] Riko Kamachi: STRIP! STRIP!
[13:54] Danton Thirroul points to the others
[13:54] Danton Thirroul: THEY have dirty minds
[13:55] Riko Kamachi: …..i do?
[13:55] Miranda Milestone whipes away tears of laughter
[13:55] Roisin Ballyhoo: I do not have a dirty mind…
[13:55] Danton Thirroul: Especially Mira- if you rad back SHE was the one who started to talk about equipment!
[13:55] Riko Kamachi: that doesn’t surprise me one bit

[13:56] Roisin Ballyhoo: wow… this conversation has become a wormhole of pervy proportion

[17:54] DBDigital Epsilon: Ok and tonights winner is….
[17:55] DBDigital Epsilon: *Drum Roll*
[17:55] Contest Pro Board (Classic) v1.10 shouts: It’s a 5-way tie! The winners of contest “Best Nursery Rhyme” are Riko Kamachi, Campanula Goldlust, Roisin Ballyhoo, Miranda Milestone, Ishtar Roux with 2 votes each! Each one wins 100L.
[17:55] Riko Kamachi: O.O
[17:55] Miranda Milestone: LOL
[17:55] Roisin Ballyhoo: PMSL!!!
[17:55] Lacey Ellison: lol wow!
[17:55] DBDigital Epsilon: LOL That is a FIRST
[17:55] Doramia Aeon: YAYAYYAYYAYAYYAYYAY
[17:55] Riko Kamachi: that has… got to be a record….
[17:55] Ishtar Roux: YAY!!!!!
[17:55] Campanula Goldlust: YAYYY to us
[17:55] Miranda Milestone: i was just thinking, cool, 5 people, wuld befun if they all would win

[8:32] Evil Titler 2.0: Riko Kamachi needs a new title!
[8:32] Evil Titler 2.0: Type: /25 to change it
[8:32] Evil Titler 2.0: Riko Kamachi can’t change the title and has to live with it.
[8:32] Evil Titler 2.0: Danton Thirroul set Riko Kamachi’s title to ‘i’m wearing my Thundercats underpants’
[8:32] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[8:33] Saybera Drake: THUNDER CATS, HOOOOOO!
[8:33] Danton Thirroul: LOL
[8:33] Riko Kamachi: i don’t even LIKE thundercats
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[8:38] Ham Rambler: she is???
[8:38] Kennef Riggles: UNDERPANTS GNOMES
[8:38] Riko Kamachi: I AM NOT!
[8:38] Grey Aya: heh, THUNDERCATS HOOO
[8:38] Ajay McDowwll: Hooo!! Hooo!! Hooo!!
[8:38] Ajay McDowwll: Hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[8:38] Ham Rambler feels obliged to check
[8:38] Emmie Fairymeadow: not wearing underpants lol
[8:38] Danton Thirroul: Riko just admitted she is not weraing any underpants!!!
[8:39] Saybera Drake: THUNDER CATS, HOOOOOO!
[8:39] Danton Thirroul: YES!!!!
[8:39] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[8:39] Ajay McDowwll: All my children are now out here asking what’s going on
[8:39] Danton Thirroul: <… filled with WIN!
[8:39] Riko Kamachi: <… carrying a pointy stick
[8:39] Danton Thirroul: (and she KNOWS how to use it)
[8:40] Ajay McDowwll: “well honey, Danton’s filled with Win, Riko’s carrying a pointy stick, and someone changed Ham’s clothes so Mommy’s confused”
[8:40] Serenity Innis: Everybody cover your eyes – she has a pointy stick!
[8:40] Ajay McDowwll: (this is why they have the therapy fund)

[During my first RP at Drottningholm Palace... my character Marie catches the attention of the nobles...]
[12:35] Marie: My family is French, my mother, she was Swedish
[12:35] Marie falls silent
[12:35] Aurelia Scarpulla sneezes
[12:35] Marie flinches
[12:35] Archis Writer: Ah vous etes Francaise
[12:36] Archis Writer: Are you seeking employment?
[12:36] Archis Writer: here at Drottningholm?
[12:36] Marie mumbles incoherently
[12:36] Aurelia Scarpulla looks at the lady scratching her leg
[12:36] DCS2 2.45.2: Riko Kamachi OOC: sorry, my AO
[12:36] Aurelia Scarpulla looks back at the Baron
[12:36] Aurelia Scarpulla: Hold that thought Madame..?
[12:36] Archis Writer thinks: flees… lice…?

[12:22] Riko Kamachi: may i ask a question
[12:22] Miranda Milestone: no
[12:22] Riko Kamachi: why is matthew green?
[12:22] Silvia Warden: Seasickness?
[12:22] DBDigital Epsilon: he is mat the mushroom man…
[12:22] Miranda Milestone: because he’s a gummy bear waiting to be eaten by you
[12:22] Riko Kamachi: …….

[13:19] Roisin Ballyhoo: my 2 year old has a new found issue with spontaneous nudity….

[16:29] Danton Thirroul looks at Sid…
[16:29] Danton Thirroul: Its like Jaws… only scarier
[16:29] Danton Thirroul: dum dum … dum dum… dum-dum-dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum
[16:30] Sidonie Carlberg: hmm….hmm…loook into my eyes
[16:30] Riko Kamachi: no thanks. lol
[16:30] Ishtar Roux: and try not to accidentally tip Sid
[16:31] Sidonie Carlberg: accidentally?… oh… that explains it…
[16:31] Sidonie Carlberg: Hey folks… Danton’s butt looks even better with 3 eyes
[16:32] Riko Kamachi: all this discussion of butts… you guys are SICK
[16:32] Sidonie Carlberg: yoiu can concentrate on both butt cheeks at the same time while you can still look at…errrr…
[16:32] Sidonie Carlberg: something else
[16:32] Danton Thirroul: er…
[16:32] Danton Thirroul moves

[16:37] Danton Thirroul: is it me… or is the 3 eyed fish… nesting?
[16:37] Riko Kamachi: i think you’re fishfood D
[16:37] Roisin Ballyhoo: omg… Sid’s spawning
[16:37] Ishtar Roux: and here I thought the Zodiac was PG
[16:37] Danton Thirroul: ICK!
[16:37] Danton Thirroul: GOO!!!
[16:37] Riko Kamachi: it is?
[16:38] Danton Thirroul: No spawning!
[16:38] Danton Thirroul: ICKNESS!!!
[16:38] Ishtar Roux laughs
[16:38] Sidonie Carlberg: ^^^
[16:38] Roswenthe Aluveaux: She is inching closer to D….
[16:38] Ishtar Roux: and listing slightly
[16:39] Sidonie Carlberg: ickness?… now… I have the spawn …now I need someone to…actually…
[16:39] Sidonie Carlberg: WHERE IS HE
[16:39] Asterion Coen: nice to meet you
[16:39] Ishtar Roux: well Danton took off running from the stage, I can only assume Sid tried to spawn with him
[16:39] Lacey Ellison: lol how cute sid
[16:39] Sidonie Carlberg: well… danton has wings…thats going to be flying fish
[16:40] Danton Thirroul: so much ickness… feel faint…
[16:40] Roisin Ballyhoo: well, he had to protect his stockings… spwan is gooey

[8:41] Roisin Ballyhoo: Never fry bacon naked… bad things happen
[8:41] Danton Thirroul: YES
[8:41] Echo Underwood: ooooowwww….
[8:41] Danton Thirroul: I know that one
[8:41] Danton Thirroul: ahem
[8:41] Danton Thirroul: er…
[8:41] Danton Thirroul: it seemed like a good idea at the time… ok
[8:41] Danton Thirroul moves on
[8:42] Danton Thirroul: look- canadian geese!!!!
[8:42] Pashmin Hoobinoo: we actually laid the eggs.
[8:42] Pashmin Hoobinoo: ourselves.. lol
[8:42] Roisin Ballyhoo: of course… don’t want to get grease on your clothes, so take them off
[8:42] Pashmin Hoobinoo: I am a part-time chicken
[8:42] Danton Thirroul starts rocking back and forth
[8:42] Riko Kamachi: lollll
[8:42] Roswenthe Aluveaux: okkkkk
[8:42] Roisin Ballyhoo: he’s a weeble!
[8:42] Danton Thirroul is in such a bad place… that the frankly weird bits of the Led Zepplin song MAKE SENSE to him…
[8:43] Echo Underwood: That’s why you wear an apron.
[8:43] Danton Thirroul is a led zep playing weeble…
[8:44] Danton Thirroul: thats why when someone asks you for ‘breakfast in bed… but I dare you to make it… naked’- the answer you MUST say is NO!
[8:44] Roswenthe Aluveaux: it’s called ‘room service’…
[8:44] Roisin Ballyhoo: unless you just sever cold cereal
[8:44] Danton Thirroul: nakedness and kitchens- its ok in the height of passion but has no damn place in the buisness of food preperation

[9:27] Borked Tummy Talker – Smurf whispers: You hear “La, la, lalala la!” from inside Miranda Milestone.

[15:18] Eria Ziemia: In my third life I’ll name myself eerie and make confusion for everyone else too

[8:41] Serenity Innis: First Rule of Riot = dont talk about riot
[8:41] Riko Kamachi: EVERYONE CAM ON D’S BUM!
[8:41] Darth North: doenst want to cam there
[8:41] Jonty Smit: OK Everyone..and Danton…Welcome to The Sunday Riot…with DJ THirroul doing his best not to make a mess on the rug
[8:42] BooReebs Beerbaum: ewwww…there’s a rug in Fibbers?
[8:42] Danton Thirroul: Secopnd Rule of the Riot: give it ten minutes and Rikop WILL mention D’s arse!!!

[8:56] Danton Thirroul is an evil perverted DJ
[8:56] Malinda Muircastle: you do well
[8:56] Echo Cooke: well at least you admit it D
[8:56] Malinda Muircastle: well, it’s only true, Danton
[8:56] Danton Thirroul sniffs and wipes a tear… (cos of the anal plug)
[8:56] Malinda Muircastle: and explains the popularity of the Riot
[8:56] Danton Thirroul: what? The butt plug?
[8:57] Malinda Muircastle: no, your evil perversion

[13:51] Roswenthe Aluveaux looks at Danton nervously over her shoulder
[13:51] Doramia Aeon: gawd, why oh why does he have to be behind me?
[13:51] Doramia Aeon: I was good, i tell ya
[13:51] Doramia Aeon: sorta good
[13:51] Roswenthe Aluveaux gets out ‘protection’

[14:16] Yew Unplugged: hey wiccian ur hot
[14:16] teri Renfold: lol wic yu have a friend
[14:16] wiccian Karu: em..tnks…i think
[14:16] Yew Unplugged: feel free to grab my butt

[14:23] Briony Lannock: riko…whatever ya do, dont wear the ice cream
[14:24] Riko Kamachi: lol whyso?
[14:24] Briony Lannock: well
[14:24] Briony Lannock: made me crash AND when i came back…it was on my head

~ by Riko on 5 May, 2009.