He says, She says… (part forty-one; of a perverted DJ)

The crimes of DJ Danton Thirroul, all laid bare…

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[Saturday night, and the Leaky Cauldron party theme is 'All Grown Up' - grown up Harry Potter characters. I had a very smart idea...]
[15:10] Danton Thirroul: hello Riko
[15:10] Riko Kamachi: hey folks
[15:10] Roisin Ballyhoo: omg… who knocked up Cho?
[15:10] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[15:10] Riko Kamachi: XD
[15:11] Roisin Ballyhoo: Riko… that’s not one of those creepy talking bellies is it?
[15:11] Riko Kamachi: no lol
[15:11] Riko Kamachi: why would i have one of those?
[15:11] Danton Thirroul: Soooo
[15:12] Danton Thirroul: creepy talking SL featus time!!!!
[15:12] Danton Thirroul: who fiddled with Cho?
[15:12] Roisin Ballyhoo: I dunno, but I just wanted to be prepared
[15:12] Riko Kamachi: oh god, this was a bad idea, wasn’t it
[15:12] Danton Thirroul: Not that bad
[15:12] Danton Thirroul: But we do wanna know who Cho did it wif?
[15:12] Danton Thirroul: Cho puts out!
[15:13] Danton Thirroul: CHo is DIRTY!!!
[15:13] Roisin Ballyhoo: Does Cho need a seat on the next Jerry Springer show?

[8:23] Kennef Riggles: thats the most perverse thing i ever heard
[8:23] Kennef Riggles: Danton saying “trust me”

[14:57] Isobela Capalini: They run a tight ship around here
[14:57] Isobela Capalini: ya know Riko has a whip….
[14:57] Danton Thirroul: you know what they say?
[14:57] Riko Kamachi: i do?
[14:57] Isobela Capalini: what?
[14:57] Danton Thirroul: tight ship- tight… keel?
[14:57] Isobela Capalini: hmmm
[14:58] Danton Thirroul: er…
[14:58] Danton Thirroul: tight ship… small bunks?
[14:58] Isobela Capalini: is your keel tight danton?
[14:58] mikki Freschi: hehe
[14:58] Danton Thirroul: my keel is fairly tight yes… I like my keel (grins)
[14:58] Riko Kamachi: D’s ‘keel’ is hairy
[14:58] Isobela Capalini: ohhmine too!!
[14:58] Danton Thirroul: it IS?
[14:58] Estragon Quintus: Who wants to feel Danton’s keel?
[14:58] Danton Thirroul blinks
[14:59] Danton Thirroul: DO ships grow hair?
[14:59] Isobela Capalini winks
[14:59] mikki Freschi laughs
[14:59] Suzi Clawtooth: er…
[14:59] Danton Thirroul: I thought they get covered in barncles!

[17:14] Safra Nitely: i bet when danton want to fart in the classroom he stnads by the kid he hates the most, lets it go, walks on and encorages the accusations!!!!
[17:14] Kiandra Kiranov: smells great

[14:58] Danton Thirroul: We will be starting in a few minutes
[14:58] Titler Of Doom: Danton Thirroul needs a new title say /13 to give a new one!
[14:58] Danton Thirroul: Please allow some time for stuff to rez- things be SLOW in Dublin today.
We do not call it LAG however- we prefer to see it as a ’sim that likes to mature its rez’
[14:58] Titler Of Doom: Riko Kamachi has changed Danton Thirroul’s title. ['I eat my boogers!']
[14:58] Danton Thirroul: *blinks*
[14:58] Isobela Capalini giggles
[14:58] Bella Houston: damn!
[14:58] Riko Kamachi: and i’m back
[14:59] Danton Thirroul takes out a .44 and shoots Riko in the kneecap!
[14:59] Riko Kamachi: lolllll
[14:59] Indoril Akina: oww
[14:59] Isobela Capalini: <– has parked her ass
[14:59] Indoril Akina: thats would hurt, and you blood spattered my new duds
[14:59] Danton Thirroul: she is kinda use to it!
[14:59] Isobela Capalini nods– carry on now
[14:59] Kawyn Galaxy: no shooting in the club plese , take it outside
[14:59] Riko Kamachi: yayayayay indo!
[15:00] Evil Titler: Isobela Capalini needs a new title! To set it, anyone may say the text on /14. Isobela is not able to change it.
[15:00] Indoril Akina: pistols at dawn in the alleyway
[15:00] Riko Kamachi looks disapprovingly at Danton
[15:00] Indoril Akina: heehee
[15:00] Evil Titler: Riko Kamachi has set a new title for Isobela Capalini! Isobela will have to live with this until the next chance for it to be changed. ['Ewwwww Danton eats his own boogers!']
[15:00] Danton Thirroul: hiya folks. Welcome to O’Caseys bar! Dublin in SL’s newest venue. Dedicated to the spoken word!
If you allow everything the time to rez- you will see we have plenty of seats.
[15:00] Isobela Capalini: OMG
[15:00] Isobela Capalini giggles
[15:00] Danton Thirroul: We will be starying the reading in a few minutes
[15:00] Danton Thirroul: Our show will be beginning in a few minutes (allowing everyone to turn up)- please do make yourself comfortable.
Please make sure your music is turned on- we do not use voice- we stream our performers live into the venue via the music channel.
[15:01] Danton Thirroul: You are ALL so mean to me
[15:01] Danton Thirroul runs off sobbing
[15:01] Danton Thirroul plans his evil revenge
[15:01] Danton Thirroul: (it will involve kittens)

[During D's reading at O'Casey's]
[15:29] Echo Cooke: is that Danton’s rl picture on the wall behind him?
[15:29] Riko Kamachi: lollllllllllll
[15:29] Lucis Haiku: lolol
[15:29] Riko Kamachi SNORTS
[15:29] Riko Kamachi: oooooh he’s going to kill you
[15:29] Echo Cooke: /has to catch me firrrrst
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[15:49] Isobela Capalini cams in on Dantons RL pix… ya know you can see hair up his nose
[15:49] Lucis Haiku: yes got you now ..sorry I was still stuck on the ook
[15:49] Riko Kamachi: lollllllll
[15:49] Riko Kamachi: that’s terry pratchett
[15:50] Riko Kamachi: and sean o’casey
[15:50] Isobela Capalini compares Danton to Terry Pratchett
[15:50] Isobela Capalini: hmm
[15:50] Indoril Akina: hahaha
[15:50] Isobela Capalini: Both have lots of hair in the nose.. Hands Danton the tweezers

[16:02] Tarogue Albatros: well … i’m still confused about all the shavig downunder …
[16:02] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[16:03] Echo Cooke: well.. people still shave in australia don’t they?
[16:03] Danton Thirroul: (occsionally)
[16:03] Indoril Akina: yeah, and guys wax their backs!
[16:03] Tarogue Albatros: EW!!!!
[16:03] Danton Thirroul: could be worse
[16:03] Indoril Akina: srsly dude i’d prefer a hairy back to a freakishly waxed one
[16:03] Echo Cooke: i’ve seen Taro’s kilt pics.. and thinks he probably could do with a good waxing
[16:03] Danton Thirroul: could be a back, sack and crack…
[16:03] Echo Cooke: or a brazillian
[16:03] Riko Kamachi: EWWWWW
[16:04] Danton Thirroul: BSC- the ultimate of mens waxing
[16:04] Riko Kamachi thwaps D
[16:04] Titler Of Doom: Danton Thirroul needs a new title say /13 to give a new one!
[16:04] Indoril Akina: YIKES
[16:04] Danton Thirroul: hey- I am NOT making this up
[16:04] Titler Of Doom: Riko Kamachi has changed Danton Thirroul’s title. ['I AM OBSCENE!']
[16:04] Danton Thirroul: LOL
[16:04] Danton Thirroul: YAY!!!
[16:04] Danton Thirroul: I love this title
[16:04] Indoril Akina: dont wax my scruffy i like him just as hairy as he is
[16:04] Danton Thirroul: cos its mostly true
[16:04] Echo Cooke: danton should be obscene and not heard?

[11:17] Roisin Ballyhoo: something about the phrase “Easter Gift Skin” makes me think of Hannibal Lecter

[13:53] Isobela Capalini: Kawyn
[13:54] Isobela Capalini: are ya volunteering to be my humpin leg?
[13:54] Isobela Capalini eyes Kawyn…..
[13:54] Riko Kamachi: lolllll
[13:54] Kawyn Galaxy: I dont much like to seperate my parts
[13:54] Riko Kamachi: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
[13:54] Isobela Capalini: ohh I want the whole package
[13:54] Yurie Thor: ok Iso, down girl!! lmao
[13:54] Isobela Capalini: I’ll just use the parts I need.
[13:54] Nina Brandenburg: oh momma.
[13:54] Nina Brandenburg laughs
[13:54] Isobela Capalini: You just stand there
[13:55] Joe Sweeney: has a package……..dont tell the women here that
[13:55] Nina Brandenburg: i can think of a part i need
[13:55] Isobela Capalini: and “take it like a man!”
[13:55] Nina Brandenburg: oh god.
[13:55] Nina Brandenburg: did i say that out loud?

[17:27] Roisin Ballyhoo: Alone, we are but lunatics… together we are a foce to be reconed with… in a dirty way.

[17:37] Roisin Ballyhoo: D is NOT dumb!
[17:38] Danton Thirroul drools and looks vacant
[17:38] Riko Kamachi prods D with a carrot
[17:38] Danton Thirroul eats the carrot
[17:38] Roisin Ballyhoo: he may not be too smart, but he speaks perfectly well
[17:38] Danton Thirroul hates the tatses and spits it into Rikos face
[17:38] Riko Kamachi prods D with a cucumber
[17:38] Riko Kamachi thwaps for good measure
[17:38] Danton Thirroul: KINKY!
[17:39] Roisin Ballyhoo: careful… he’ll poke back, and probably not with a vegetable
[17:39] Riko Kamachi sobs with laughter in RL
[17:39] Whenever Timeless: UGH
[17:39] Safra Nitely: Ewwwwwwww
[17:39] Roisin Ballyhoo watches for the appearance of the Smurfdong

[One evening in O'Casey's, a dreadful sight is there to behold...]
[15:58] Riko Kamachi shouts: EEEK D’S GOT HIS CHEST OUT!
[15:59] Doramia Aeon shouts: quit scaring us Riko!!!
[15:59] Emmie Fairymeadow shouts: you know you love it Riko
[15:59] Riko Kamachi shouts: lolll he tped out

[13:52] Isobela Capalini: so many legs…
[13:52] Isobela Capalini: so little time

[14:48] Evil Titler 2.0: Echo Cooke set Riko Kamachi’s title to ‘riko and danton sitting in a tree’
[14:48] Riko Kamachi: OI!
[14:49] Echo Cooke: lol Riko
[14:49] Riko Kamachi: pmsl
[14:49] Cataplexia Numbers: Hooo!
[14:49] Riko Kamachi: I refuse to accept the above title, lol
[14:49] Isobela Capalini: wow
[14:49] Riko Kamachi: me??!?! up a tree!?!?!? with him!?!?!??!
[14:49] Isobela Capalini Laughs…
[14:50] Campanula Goldlust: awww I think it’s quite sweet
[14:50] Danton Thirroul: RIKOP!!!
[14:50] Danton Thirroul: thats NOT a branch!!!
[14:50] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[14:50] Isobela Capalini: OMG
[14:50] Isobela Capalini: Hoooo!
[14:50] Campanula Goldlust: lmao
[14:50] Riko Kamachi thwaps D
[14:50] Echo Cooke: it looks more like a twig to mee D
[14:50] Isobela Capalini: Let’s hear it for twigs!

[15:20] Wolf Clinton is really annoyed with himself but feels the soon he won’t be able to resist the temptation to ask why Kawyn is dancing to Terry Pratchett

[2:11] Danton Thirroul: Riko (ka-KA! ka-KA!)… why are you a shiledmaiden? What does that actually mean? Is it something kinky vikings did in the bedroom?
[2:11] Tean Carnell pays her shouty grumpy neighbours back.. by singing really really loudly
[2:11] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[2:11] Riko Kamachi cracks D
[2:12] Eria Ziemia: back to history books Danton lol
[2:12] Riko Kamachi: you go girl, tean!
[2:12] Riko Kamachi: if i did that my brother might try to split my head open
[2:12] Riko Kamachi: and no, D, it’s a reference to lord of the rings, as you know fine well

[Saturday morning at the Try Line, and DJ Danton fires up the cheesy 90s tunes...]
[3:37] Riko Kamachi: CHOOOOOON!
[3:37] Eria Ziemia: Hoooo!
[3:37] Riko Kamachi: HAMMER TIME!
[3:37] Danton Thirroul: CHOOONNN!!!!
[3:37] Chinchilla Allen: oh God
[3:37] Danton Thirroul: ******* RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBGGAA ************
[3:37] Riko Kamachi: *:-.,_,.-:*’´ `*. HoOoOoO!¸.*´`’*:-.,_,.-:*
[3:37] Danton Thirroul: Chin- did I say it was good?
[3:37] Danton Thirroul: Nope
[3:37] Danton Thirroul: I SAID it was naff!!!
[3:38] Chinchilla Allen: yea – bows to banalness of this song
[3:38] Riko Kamachi: nooooooo
[3:38] Danton Thirroul engages in some serious ‘white guy bopping on chair’ moves in rl
[3:38] Ihriel Ishtari: I saw an interview with MC Hammer the other day
[3:39] Ihriel Ishtari: he seems like a nice guy
[3:39] Danton Thirroul: HAMMER TIME!!!!!
[3:39] Chinchilla Allen: wonders what is the “this” in this song?
[3:39] Danton Thirroul may not be able to stand ALL of this song
[3:40] Ihriel Ishtari: dont ask Chin
[3:40] Danton Thirroul: Whatever it is- you cannot touch it…
[3:40] Ihriel Ishtari: oh no
[3:40] Chinchilla Allen: giggles
[3:40] Ihriel Ishtari: not everyday people
[3:40] Tean Carnell: I wanna touch it
[3:40] Danton Thirroul touched it
[3:40] Eria Ziemia: carefull what you ask for
[3:40] Chinchilla Allen: I blame YOU Ihri
[3:40] Danton Thirroul: it burrrnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
[3:40] Nav Nikolaidis: i hope u washed your hands afterwards
[3:40] Ihriel Ishtari: me?
[3:40] Danton Thirroul: What? This song is EPIC!
[3:40] Ihriel Ishtari: its Jonty’s fault
[3:40] Danton Thirroul: It is filled with mighty WIN!
[3:40] Eria Ziemia: what epic?
[3:41] Danton Thirroul: this song epic
[3:41] Ihriel Ishtari: at least he didnt play Ice Ice Baby
[3:41] Danton Thirroul: me tarzen! you amused?
[3:41] Chinchilla Allen: Ihri, Ihri – thats like double dare to a full strength D
[3:41] Danton Thirroul: give me SOME taste!
[3:41] Danton Thirroul: no, no no mater how much you dared me…
[3:41] Ihriel Ishtari: orr
[3:42] Ihriel Ishtari: Blame it on the Rain
[3:42] Danton Thirroul: Vanilla ICe would not be played
[3:42] Riko Kamachi: D, do you have that cecelia song?
[3:42] Riko Kamachi: or how bizarre?
[3:43] Danton Thirroul: i SHOULD have cecelia- but cnanot find it… gah!
[3:43] Riko Kamachi: might be spelled cecilia
[3:43] Ihriel Ishtari: anyone remember The Bartman?
[3:43] Riko Kamachi: YESSSSSS
[3:43] Danton Thirroul forgets the Bartman
[3:43] Eria Ziemia: remembers a Batman
[3:43] Riko Kamachi: and the daft video!
[3:43] Ihriel Ishtari: yeah
[3:43] Danton Thirroul: back in the day when we thought Bart was the best thing about The SImpsons…
[3:44] Danton Thirroul: before we realised the glory… the GLORY that is Mr Burns…
[3:44] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[3:44] Danton Thirroul: yessssssssssss…
[3:44] Riko Kamachi watches the tumbleweed

[12:48] Sidonie Carlberg: I am not a BLIMP!!! Stop trying to board me!

[Easter Sunday Riot and D attaches a Fibbers-sized plywood contraption to his avatar...]
[8:56] Indoril Akina: WO
[8:56] Danton Thirroul: OK that was NOT me…
[8:56] Indoril Akina: what was that?
[8:56] Riko Kamachi: o.O
[8:57] Danton Thirroul: NOT me
[8:57] Danton Thirroul: nope
[8:57] Danton Thirroul: no way
[8:57] Danton Thirroul: I would NEVER do that!
[8:57] Danton Thirroul: ever!
[8:57] Indoril Akina: bullshit
[8:57] BooReebs Beerbaum: what?
[8:57] Ihriel Ishtari sings along
[8:57] Malinda Muircastle: hehehehe
[8:57] Riko Kamachi: PMSL
[8:57] Kennef Riggles: FREDDIE!!!
[8:57] Danton Thirroul points at Riko… “It was OBVIOUSLY her!”
[8:57] Indoril Akina: that was you mr D
[8:57] Saybera Drake: my son just saw shawn moon and danton and went “OMG WTH”
[8:57] Riko Kamachi: o.O do i LOOK like i have the attachment points?
[8:57] Kennef Riggles: my muffins!!
[8:57] BooReebs Beerbaum: hahahaha
[8:57] Malinda Muircastle: yes, Ken?
[8:57] tamra Swordthain: saybera ..i love your look
[8:58] Saybera Drake: thank you
[8:58] Danton Thirroul refuses to anwers Riko’s question on the grounds it may cause him paiN!

~ by Riko on 13 April, 2009.