Drunken brawl at Fibbers ends in tragedy
The ever-popular Dublin sims are reeling in the wake of a heated bar fight which began in Dublin 3’s Fibber Magees last night and resulted in the virtual death of popular DJ and Dublin resident Danton Thirroul. SL Dublin emergency services, who found Mr. Thirroul lying face down in the nearby river, said;
“After it was hit by the torpedoes, the Danton clearly turned turtle and rotated several times. … You can see where it slid along the seabed before coming to a rest.”
Witnesses report that the fight began with a disagreement with DJ Isobela Capalini. Thirroul had consumed dangerously excessive amounts of Jack Daniels prior to his argument with Ms. Capalini, who allegedly refused to hand over her lingerie collection to Thirroul following the gift of a pink thong. Capalini is now being detained by local police for questioning regarding the illegal possession of submarine torpedo launchers dating from the 1910s, as well as a two metre long pole of unknown purpose.
Read the rest of the story here.
(Thank you, Darth^^)
Unfortunately, as usual Mr Thirroul was not satisfied with the loan of a pink thong, once again allowed his obsession with thongs and lacy womens lingerie to over whelm him. Thus resulting in his over ingestion of Jack and Coke(minus the Coke). It is unfortunate, that Mr. Thirroul was found floating in the river this time a soddened Jack infused, inebriated, corpse. However I am sure that with the magic of techology and the wonderment of SL labs Mr Thirroul will be making a triumph return to Dublin lickety-split.
(Notice also that I refrained from mentioning the fact that after requested dance pole was rezzed, he had a serious “DSL issue”) -Nods….