He says, She says… (part thirty-seven; of a tyranny)

This post is dedicated to SL’s most wonderful boss, Ham Rambler, with greatest respect, best wishes and the tiniest, almost non-existent amount of sarcasm.

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[13:37] Celtic Piers: here is a poem i wrote, trying to capture the esseence and atmosphere of the Swedish winter….. here it is…
[13:37] Sharples Oh: hubby abonded his car
[13:37] Otawan Fouquet: we really got it in Indiana
[13:37] Celtic Piers: Its fecking freezing

[14:04] Angus Mesmer: Let’s do the Time Warp again!

[13:58] Mandee Renfold: whats the deal in Dublin about skittles…they seem to be mentioned regularly
[13:58] Riko Kamachi: SKITTLES!
[13:58] Riko Kamachi: OMG! OMG!
[13:58] Ham Rambler glares at Riko
[13:59] Safra Nitely: mandee, skittles has more E and certain other more ileagle substances.
[13:59] Rich Whybrow: Ask Ham Mandee
[13:59] Phooka Heron: it was a Skittle-fest when a few of us met up in Dublin RL
[13:59] Phooka Heron: Ham was our dealer
[13:59] Campanula Goldlust: NO, SMARTIES, Skittle inferior
[13:59] Riko Kamachi: eeek, i#m gonna get ejected again
[13:59] Sharples Oh: SMARTIESQ!!!!!!!!!!! rock
[13:59] Mandee Renfold: dealer?
[13:59] Campanula Goldlust: lol Sharpy, they bloomin’ do
[14:00] Mandee Renfold: ok this all sounds very complicated
[14:00] Ham Rambler stares hard atRiko
[14:00] Riko Kamachi: eeeps
[14:00] Riko Kamachi is scared
[14:00] Phooka Heron: there is a wanted poster in the Blarney Mandee
[14:00] Campanula Goldlust: whatcha done now, Riko xD
[14:00] Riko Kamachi: nothing! lol
[14:00] Riko Kamachi: i’m innocent!
[14:01] Ham Rambler: Mandee, it’s all lies
[14:01] Riko Kamachi: and injured! injrued!
[14:01] Doramia Aeon: coughs
[14:01] Phooka Heron coughs coffee over her lappy at Riko’s coment
[14:01] Campanula Goldlust: no Mandee, it really isn’t xD
[14:01] Riko Kamachi: you wouldn’t hurt an injured person
[14:01] Miranda Milestone: oh c’mon riko, it’s just your finger, lol.
[14:01] Riko Kamachi: but it’s making it hard to type
[14:01] Mandee Renfold stay very quiet, regretting she asked
[14:01] Miranda Milestone: type with your toes!
[14:01] Riko Kamachi: can’t, i only have four tendons
[14:01] Ham Rambler: ANYhooooo…..place is jumping tonight
[14:01] Phooka Heron: pfft Riko – I hosted a whole two hours after sticking a knife in my hand and going to hospital once
[14:01] Doramia Aeon: ask Danton, he types with only one hand
[14:02] Doramia Aeon: so he says
[14:02] Riko Kamachi: …. you’re kidding?
[14:02] Miranda Milestone: LOL phooka!!!!
[14:02] Phooka Heron: Mia – we really don’t want to ask that
[14:02] Campanula Goldlust: Phooks – your dedication does you proud
[14:02] Riko Kamachi: *coughs*Phookaissuckingup*coughs*
[14:03] Doramia Aeon: heheheh Riko
[14:03] Phooka Heron: not at all RIko – I had to wipe the blood off after
[14:03] Mandee Renfold: everyone seems to know each other here
[14:03] Doramia Aeon: hang around Mandee, you will too, lol
[14:03] Miranda Milestone: we’re a friendly place!
[14:04] Mandee Renfold: Do I have to eat SKittles as some form of initiation rite?
[14:04] Miranda Milestone: yes Mandee, LOL
[14:04] Phooka Heron: only off the pavement outside Fibbers
[14:04] Doramia Aeon: only the red ones, mandee
[14:04] Miranda Milestone: but do not drop them onto the floor!
[14:05] Mandee Renfold: ok..now I am completely lost
[14:05] Doramia Aeon: people fight for the ones on the floor
[14:05] Phooka Heron: “outside” Fibbers I said, never “Inside”!
[14:05] Safra Nitely: yes mandee, we feed you them from ham’s personal supply. the ritual is you have to convice him “was not me”
[14:05] Ham Rambler wonders how many people he can eject in a minute
[14:05] Miranda Milestone: LOL Ham
[14:05] Riko Kamachi: I’M INNOCENT!
[14:05] Phooka Heron: ]let me do the traffic report first, Ham
[14:05] Miranda Milestone: don’t eject the DJ! *makes big puppy eyes and bats with her eyelashes*
[14:06] Riko Kamachi: EJECT THE DJ!
[14:06] Ham Rambler: hahahhahhhahhhahhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhhahhhahhhahhhhahhhhhahhhahhha
[14:06] Safra Nitely ties rope round hams leg, if i get ejected i take you with me
[14:06] Ham Rambler: hahhahhhahhahhhahhhhhahhhahhahhhhh
[14:06] Campanula Goldlust: noooooo don’t eject the DJ
[14:06] Ham Rambler: ahahhhahhhhahhhhahhhhhhhahhahahhhahhhaha
[14:06] Miranda Milestone smacks riko hard
[14:06] Riko Kamachi: RUN! he’s high on skittles!
[14:06] Ham Rambler: did Riko REALYY say she was INNOCENT
[14:06] Doramia Aeon: yes, ham, she did
[14:06] Ham Rambler: hahhahhahhhahhhahhhahhhhhha
[14:06] Riko Kamachi: eeeps
[14:06] Doramia Aeon: she’s delusional
[14:06] Ham Rambler: omg that hurts so much
[14:07] Riko Kamachi smacks mira back
[14:07] Phooka Heron: yes Ham – she’s obviously suffering from Bloodloss
[14:07] Ham Rambler: oh please now I have a pain in my side from laughing so much
[14:07] Campanula Goldlust: lol Ham
[14:07] Miranda Milestone: lol Ham
[14:07] Miranda Milestone: don’t forget to breathe

[14:11] Mandee Renfold wonders if being slightly crazy is a a requirement to being Staff in Dublin
[14:11] Riko Kamachi: YES
[14:11] Miranda Milestone: haha Mandee
[14:11] Doramia Aeon: yes mandee
[14:11] Phooka Heron: oh yess Mandee
[14:11] wayne Keng: only slightly Mandee?
[14:11] Miranda Milestone: otherwise you won’t survive
[14:11] Riko Kamachi: well look at the owner, lol
[14:12] Ham Rambler loads his shotgun

[14:59] Campanula Goldlust waves my thanks for a great set
[14:59] Phooka Heron waves
[14:59] Doramia Aeon: waves wildly at smexy Mira
[14:59] Danton Thirroul: afyter she is done, she will remove her clothing!
[14:59] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:59] Riko Kamachi: who, mira or phooka?
[14:59] Doramia Aeon: lol Riko
[14:59] Miranda Milestone: LOOOL
[14:59] Miranda Milestone: no i won’t remove my clothes
[14:59] Phooka Heron disabled “remove all clothes”
[15:00] Danton Thirroul: You won;t Mira?
[15:00] Phooka Heron: and no Danton, that tip changes nothing :p
[15:00] Danton Thirroul: (makes a change)
[15:00] Phooka Heron: ♫ * “Look for the Bare Necessities.” * ♫
[15:00] Phooka Heron: ♫ * “The Simple Bare Necessities” * ♫
[15:00] Phooka Heron: * “Forget about your Worries and your Strife!”^.^
[15:00] Kezzy Forwzy: ♫ * “Look for the Bare Necessities.” * ♫
[15:00] Kezzy Forwzy: ♫ * “The Simple Bare Necessities” * ♫
[15:00] Kezzy Forwzy: * “Forget about your Worries and your Strife!”^.^

[13:10] Isobela Capalini: and dang it I forgot my leg

[13:24] Tigerlilly Andrew: is there anything happening in dublin tonight riko
[13:24] Riko Kamachi: yes… i’m hosting there right now
[13:25] Tigerlilly Andrew: you are…… give me directions
[13:25] Riko Kamachi: lol
[13:25] Riko Kamachi: fibbers
[13:25] Tigerlilly Andrew: is that the green place that some one just said i wish i didnt have genitals.
[13:25] Riko Kamachi: o.O

[14:26] Zahra Somerset: So if one was to want this where the fuck is alice gesture, where would one get it from?
[14:27] Danton Thirroul: you have to fuck alice…
[14:27] Isobela Capalini: you I’ll give ya one
[14:27] Zahra Somerset gasps
[14:27] Riko Kamachi thwaps D
[14:27] Riko Kamachi: BEHAVE, dammit
[14:27] Danton Thirroul is thwaped!
[14:27] Danton Thirroul: What?
[14:27] Danton Thirroul: I say it ONCE- you gits were screaming thew ord all over less then five minutes ago!!!!
[14:27] Isobela Capalini: hahahahaha
[14:28] Zahra Somerset: Double standards baby!
[14:28] Isobela Capalini: AT least we didn’t cover the same topics you did on Sunday
[14:28] Isobela Capalini nods.. Just sayin
[14:28] Isobela Capalini: I was forever damaged
[14:28] Riko Kamachi: but when you say it D, it takes on an entirely sinister meaning…
[14:28] Danton Thirroul: Thats not MEEEE… tsk… thats that awful Kennef Riggles… hes the rude one!
[14:29] Elwe Eldrich: hahahha
[14:29] Riko Kamachi: you’re worse than him, lol
[14:29] Danton Thirroul: me worse than Riggles?
[14:29] Isobela Capalini: Poor Kennef
[14:29] Danton Thirroul laughs gently… “Oh Riko, Riko… you are SO young…”
[14:29] Isobela Capalini: hahahaha
[14:29] Isobela Capalini: and Innocent
[14:30] Danton Thirroul: I get his IM’s
[14:30] Danton Thirroul: I know Kennef riggles
[14:30] Danton Thirroul: his heart is black and evil!
[14:30] Riko Kamachi laughs softly… “Oh Danton, Danton… and you are SO old…”

[19:00] Riko Kamachi: i think i’m off to bed
[19:00] Riko Kamachi: you going to return this, angus?
[19:00] Angus Mesmer: now that you’ve seen it, yes
[19:01] Angus Mesmer: everyone fly now
[19:01] Angus Mesmer: I mean it
[19:01] Riko Kamachi coughs
[19:01] Riko Kamachi gets ready to see ros drop 1000m
[19:02] Riko Kamachi: 5
[19:02] Riko Kamachi: 4
[19:02] Riko Kamachi: 3
[19:02] Riko Kamachi: 2
[19:02] Angus Mesmer: You should really try to fly, Ros
[19:02] Riko Kamachi: 1
[19:02] Roswenthe Aluveaux: hahaha
[19:02] Roswenthe Aluveaux: you thought i wasn’t paying attention
[19:02] Riko Kamachi: the countdown worked
[19:02] Roisin Ballyhoo: imagine the crater… we could call it Roswenthe Canyon

[5:11] Roswenthe Aluveaux: there are things things called….,lightswitches
[5:11] Shalinoth Kitsune whispers “Lumos…”
[5:11] DeathBlow Dragonash: Lies!
[5:11] Roswenthe Aluveaux: SHAL!
[5:11] Riko Kamachi glomps Shali
[5:11] Shalinoth Kitsune waves casually
[5:11] Shalinoth Kitsune goes down waving

[Errr. That's smurf hats ]
[18:01] Indoril Akina: i love it when the head condoms come out

[8:04] Indoril Akina goes arrrk arrk and protects Kennef’s dangly bits

[9:21] Danton Thirroul: I am from heaven in Rl. I was sent to earth to give you… pleasure. Musical pleasure.
[9:21] Malinda Muircastle: and we soooo appreciate it
[9:21] Ajay McDowwll doesn’t buy Danton’s quick edit
[9:21] Ajay McDowwll giggles
[9:22] Saybera Drake: sent? I thought you were casst down?
[9:22] Ajay McDowwll: Saybera, that’s more like it, ROFL
[9:22] Riko Kamachi: XD *high fives Saybie*
[9:22] Saybera Drake: dont encourage me Riko
[9:22] Basko String: See, he forgot the “fell” when using the phrase “I am from heaven”, Saybie . .
[9:22] Ajay McDowwll: (encourage her, Riko)
[9:22] Malinda Muircastle: Encourage her, Riko lol

[12:03] Wendy Snook: if you zoom out danton has harry legs if you zoom in you realise he has fishnets on

[12:15] Angus Mesmer thinks that Danton has a thing for Harry

[12:17] Wendy Snook: erm airbourne menace….who does that sound like
[12:18] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[12:18] Riko Kamachi: and everyone’s eyes look up
[12:18] Wendy Snook: rofl.
[12:18] Angus Mesmer: Couldn’t say… seems vaguely familiar, though…

[7:35] Riko Kamachi: morning folks
[7:35] Echo Cooke: Riko!
[7:35] Echo Cooke: Huggles
[7:35] Riko Kamachi: anyone seen a giraffe?
[7:35] Echo Cooke: I’ve seen a giraffe.. they’ve got long necks and eat leaves
[7:35] Caron Loon: What colour giraffe?
[7:35] Marlena Petrov: is the fracking giraffe loose again??
[7:35] Riko Kamachi: answers to the name of shuk
[7:35] Grey Aya: oh noes
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[7:37] Ex Reyes: You mean those animals with long necks and spots?
[7:37] Echo Cooke: I thought that was Ham?
[7:37] Ex Reyes: walk slowly?
[7:37] Marlena Petrov: Dalmatians??
[7:37] Ex Reyes: eat from tops of trees?
[7:37] Riko Kamachi: lolll echo
[7:38] Riko Kamachi: i’ll tell him you said that
[7:38] Marlena Petrov: wsell DAlamtians co climb ttreees
[7:38] Marlena Petrov: and other things

[10:06] Miranda Milestone: hey ros
[10:06] Miranda Milestone: you’re standing on my face

[Appreciative employers... *sigh*]
[15:07] Ham Rambler: ok time to do my Riko RunAWAY…..
[15:07] Riko Kamachi: your what?
[15:07] Cliona Colclough: lol
[15:07] Karen Cathcart: riko runaway?
[15:07] Ham Rambler: /screams loudly and runs out the door…
[15:07] Riko Kamachi: LOL
[15:07] Ham Rambler: arghhhhhhhh
[15:07] Cliona Colclough: lmao
[15:07] Riko Kamachi: you’d better run!

~ by Riko on 14 February, 2009.