He says, She says… (part thirty-two; of a shindig)

Christmas hysteria sets in, and an overdose of Skittles has a decided effect upon Eria’s sanity. Oh, and Angus discovers a secret passion for Swedish disco music.

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[4:48]  Ajay McDowwll: the bad thing about these over-knee boots is that when I bend my freaking knees they rezz through my leggs and the tops look like huge coconut donuts

[8:51]  Riko Kamachi: ROISIN I AM SO SORRY
[8:52]  Roisin Ballyhoo wonders why Riko is sorry
[8:52]  Riko Kamachi: for exposing you to the DJ lol
[8:52]  Ashlene McMinnar: Danton’s been so naughty he needs 2 hosts now?
[8:52]  Kennef Riggles: who says he are here for dantons naughtyness?
[8:52]  Roisin Ballyhoo: no worries! it’s not like he’s never exposed himself before!
[8:52]  Kennef Riggles: we are hear to manage the rest of you lot!!!
[8:52]  Riko Kamachi: True….
[8:52]  Danton Thirroul: I am covered thank you
[8:53]  Doramia Aeon: not after last week, that was enough uncovered Danton for a lifetime
[8:53]  Roisin Ballyhoo: Danton! do an handstand and we’ll see just how ‘covered’ you are
[8:53]  Danton Thirroul decides to reveal the level of coverage by bOINGING!

[9:14]  Serenity Innis: I just peeked around the corner and Riko is putting me into Cuteness overload!
[9:14]  Riko Kamachi: XD
[9:14]  Ajay McDowwll: ROFL Serenity
[9:14]  Serenity Innis: OMG -that outfit AND a Xmas dogging on her shoulder
[9:15]  Ajay McDowwll giggles
[9:15]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[9:15]  Riko Kamachi: ehehehe
[9:16]  Miranda Milestone: Da puppies are in da houze!
[9:16]  Serenity Innis: See Roisin! complete Cuteness meltdown
[9:16]  Danton Thirroul: I WANNA PLAY WITH DA PUPPIES!!!!!!
[9:16]  Riko Kamachi points at Mira and Armandi and Mia
[9:16]  Riko Kamachi: You stay well away from MY puppy, D
[9:16]  Doramia Aeon: no way, Danton, my puppy is brand new today
[9:16]  Roisin Ballyhoo runs over and tried to snatch Riko’s puppy off her shoulder
[9:16]  Danton Thirroul eyes glaze over and he starts drolling and goes… ‘Lemme lick your puppies…’
[9:16]  Riko Kamachi glares at Roisin
[9:17]  Roisin Ballyhoo: I NEED PUPPY!
[9:17]  Serenity Innis: OMG – The puppies are taking over!
[9:17]  Riko Kamachi: D, you’re sick!
[9:17]  Danton Thirroul: no- I am not. Its not sick to want to findle luchious, soft…
[9:17]  Roisin Ballyhoo: No licking puppies! Wait till their of age
[9:17]  Danton Thirroul: ahem!
[9:17]  Ajay McDowwll: You say that like it’s something we didn’t know Riko….
[9:17]  Miranda Milestone: We’ll take dublin over with the puppy power
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[Gotta love verbal typos. And D is very good at them :p]
[9:19]  Roisin Ballyhoo: cwik on the gay box
[9:19]  Kennef Riggles: BIG AND GAY!! like THE ANGEL IN FRONT OF YOU
[9:19]  Ajay McDowwll: hehehehehe, Roisin!!!
[9:20]  Kennef Riggles: yappy type dogs!!
[9:20]  Ajay McDowwll: LMAO Kennef!!
[9:20]  Doramia Aeon: then the puppies are safe, Riko, they are girls ㋡
[9:20]  Serenity Innis: It likes boxes of the same gender?
[9:20]  Doramia Aeon: waves
[9:20]  Roisin Ballyhoo: how do you tell the gender of a big box?!?!
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[...Don't ask me...]
[9:20]  Ajay McDowwll: ELEPHANT testicles now
[9:20]  Riko Kamachi: ?
[9:21]  Ajay McDowwll: I’m still a geeky, uncool nerd
[9:21]  KCEE Congrejo: elephant testicles?
[9:21]  Kennef Riggles: Dantons never has testicles around his neck
[9:21]  Serenity Innis: Would yo like them fried or broiled Ajay?
[9:21]  Doramia Aeon: is that a trick question?
[9:21]  Miranda Milestone: Ajay, you’re a cool kid
[9:21]  Kennef Riggles: they were mostly on his CHIN
[9:21]  Danton Thirroul: around my neck? No…
[9:21]  KCEE Congrejo: deep fried
[9:21]  Ajay McDowwll: and I’m good with that, LMAO
[9:21]  Ajay McDowwll: Serenity, oh deep fried, LOL

[14:49]  Danton Thirroul spits bear!!!!
[14:49]  Miranda Milestone: awwww
[14:49]  Kennef Riggles: BEAR?
[14:49]  Riko Kamachi: spits what?
[14:49]  Kennef Riggles: you spit bear??
[14:49]  Miranda Milestone: ÖLOL
[14:49]  Danton Thirroul: LOLLL!
[14:49]  Kennef Riggles: do you Swallow Elk??
[14:49]  Danton Thirroul: Should ahve been beer- but I prefer bear!
[14:50]  Miranda Milestone: how did tat bar get into your mouth
[14:50]  Miranda Milestone: …… wait… the full bear or only parts of the bear….
[14:50]  Kennef Riggles: he unhinged his jaw
[14:50]  Kennef Riggles: and said UUUUGGHHHH
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[14:51]  Kennef Riggles: you people are grazy!!
[14:51]  Riko Kamachi: yes, we are grazy.
[14:51]  Nagla Cooperstone: mooooooooo
[14:51]  Miranda Milestone: which is why you love us
[14:51]  Pashmin Hoobinoo: lol nagla
[14:51]  Kennef Riggles: gravy?
[14:51]  Kennef Riggles: hmmm
[14:51]  Kennef Riggles: i like my ladies like i like my hashbrowns
[14:51]  Danton Thirroul: WHOOTS!!!! LOLL
[14:51]  Linny Wopat: nakkeeee
[14:51]  Kennef Riggles: coverend and smothered

[14:24]  Angus Mesmer: hehe I remember the days before sculpted prims, before havok 4, glow… :p and Ruth too
[14:24]  Miranda Milestone: LOL Angus
[14:24]  Riko Kamachi: lol what was there before ruth?
[14:24]  Angus Mesmer: And I also remember when the lag was as bad as that nearly everyday
[14:24]  Danton Thirroul: There was nothing bfeore Ruth
[14:24]  Miranda Milestone: i know
[14:24]  Miranda Milestone: lol Angus
[14:24]  Angus Mesmer: In the beginning was a prim…
[14:24]  Danton Thirroul: In the beginning… there was Ruth. And she was chunky.

[Angus has a special place in his heart for ABBA.]
[14:29]  Angus Mesmer turns the stream off
[14:29]  Danton Thirroul: CHOOON!
[14:29]  Miranda Milestone: awww angus
[14:29]  Danton Thirroul: Angus- free you inner gay disco!
[14:29]  Riko Kamachi cracks up in RL
[14:29]  Riko Kamachi: Angus has an inner gay disco?
[14:29]  Angus Mesmer: “We’re not doing fucking ABBA”
[14:30]  Danton Thirroul: Its not Abba Angus… its Madonna!
[14:30]  Angus Mesmer: yeah. original soundtrack.
[14:30]  Angus Mesmer: still ABBA
[14:30]  Danton Thirroul: Angus- put on something tight and shiney and relase your inner gay disco- you know you wnat to!!!!
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[14:34]  Eria Ziemia: hurry up and drown Mir in your requests
[14:34]  Danton Thirroul: Angus listen!
[14:34]  Danton Thirroul: wait- on seconds houghts
[14:34]  Angus Mesmer: Somehow, Danton, I don’t think so
[14:34]  Riko Kamachi: it’s the beatles, honest angus
[14:35]  Danton Thirroul: Riko LIES!
[14:35]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:35]  Riko Kamachi: this one’s from mira
[14:35]  Roswenthe Aluveaux: i’m getting the same song over again?
[14:35]  Danton Thirroul: awwww riko told a fib!
[14:35]  Riko Kamachi: i didn’t request this one
[14:35]  Miranda Milestone: that one’s from riko!!!!
[14:35]  Roswenthe Aluveaux: ahhhhh
[14:35]  Angus Mesmer: first Danton tells me to listen, and then Riko tells me it’s safe… no way.
[14:35]  Riko Kamachi: i did not!
[14:35]  Miranda Milestone: the next one is from me
[14:35]  Riko Kamachi: -.-
[14:35]  Miranda Milestone: you wanted Abba for him ^^
[14:35]  Roswenthe Aluveaux: it’s not bad A
[14:35]  Angus Mesmer: it is when you are subjected to it on a daily basis
[14:36]  Danton Thirroul: awww Angus…
[14:36]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:36]  Danton Thirroul: well the good news is Angus…
[14:36]  Miranda Milestone: angus, the next one is coming from me
[14:36]  Eria Ziemia: if its safe, then why am I protecting you Riko? lol
[14:36]  Danton Thirroul: in about six months it would have worn down your defences and you will love it!
[14:36]  Miranda Milestone: loool
[14:36]  Danton Thirroul: and feel good
[14:36]  Eria Ziemia: not that I have undeerstod what i’m protecting you against yet
[14:36]  Riko Kamachi points at the glowy ball
[14:36]  Miranda Milestone: lol eria
[14:36]  Danton Thirroul: i need protecting
[14:36]  Angus Mesmer: I would probably take action before that… a screwdriver and the thing goes mute
[14:36]  Miranda Milestone: don’t protect her. protect angus ^^
[14:37]  Riko Kamachi: he downright THREATENED me at the end of the reading!
[14:37]  Eria Ziemia: what will it do?
[14:37]  Riko Kamachi: bash you with a hammer
[14:37]  Riko Kamachi: a giant one
[14:37]  Eria Ziemia: lol yes Danton from yourself
[14:37]  Roswenthe Aluveaux: there’s no telling…with everything he has in his inventory and what he could throw together spur of the moment
[14:37]  Eria Ziemia: oh well I do that often too Riko
[14:37]  Danton Thirroul: Abba with funky guitar!
[14:37]  Danton Thirroul: PORN ABBA!!!!!
[14:37]  Danton Thirroul accepted your inventory offer.
[14:37]  Miranda Milestone: [13:18] Riko Kamachi: play abba for angus [13:18] Riko Kamachi: but don’t say what it is before you play it lol [13:18] Riko Kamachi: say it’s the beatles
[14:38]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[14:38]  Miranda Milestone: see there is the filthy one
[14:38]  Eria Ziemia: I actually do ahve a hammer lol
[14:38]  Riko Kamachi: TATTLE-TALE!
[14:38]  Roswenthe Aluveaux is glad it’s ABBA and not the Beatles
[14:38]  Miranda Milestone: i’m the good abused DJ
[14:38]  Danton Thirroul: Bwa-chikka- wah wah…
[14:38]  Eria Ziemia: yeah right Mira lol
[14:38]  Miranda Milestone: I am, LOL
[14:38]  Riko Kamachi hides from angus
[14:38]  Doramia Aeon: poor Mira
[14:38]  Danton Thirroul regreats making the porn guitar music just as a picture of angus in a dress rezzed on his screen…
[14:38]  Eria Ziemia: you jsut encourage everyoen to confuse me lol
[14:38]  Riko Kamachi has a fit
[14:38]  Danton Thirroul needs brain bleach!
[14:39]  Eria Ziemia: looks for Rikos pills and a bottle of vodka behind the bar
[14:39]  Riko Kamachi almost falls out of her chair

[14:56]  Miranda Milestone: why type when there are things likexcite and you only have to click? ^^
[14:57]  Riko Kamachi: so let’s converse by xcite, shall we?
[14:57]  Echo Cooke clicks randomly looking for xcite bits
[14:57]  Jonty Smit: what excite Eria??;p
[14:57]  Miranda Milestone: YES riko! LOL
[14:57]  Miranda Milestone: stay away from my tail Echo, lol
[14:57]  Riko Kamachi does something generic to Mira
[14:58]  Miranda Milestone: back off riko!
[14:58]   Danton’s Xcite bum suddenly gets xcited
[14:58]  Miranda Milestone: stop feeling me up in public
[14:58]  Danton Thirroul: (I do not have an xcite bum thank you!)
[14:58]  Riko Kamachi: Oooooo
[14:58]  Jonty Smit: no Danton…yor the only person in SL with a an Excite eyeball
[14:59]  Riko Kamachi: D has an xcite bum!
[14:59]  RP Chatter: In-Character Name set to ‘Danton’s Xcite Bum’
[15:00]  Danton’s Xcite Bum wibbles with delight
[15:00]  Danton Thirroul: and Riko stop going on about my bum again!
[15:00]  Riko Kamachi: eh?
[15:00]  Danton Thirroul grins
[15:00]   Danton’s Xcite Bum wibble wobbles
[15:00]  Danton Thirroul: Riko!
[15:00]  Riko Kamachi: IT’S NOT ME!
[15:01]  Danton Thirroul: yeah yeah
[15:01]  Riko Kamachi: it seriously isn’t!
[15:01]  Danton’s Xcite Bum has a red nose^^
[15:01]  Eria Ziemia: starts to beleive it lol
[15:01]  Danton Thirroul looks at Ros and Mia
[15:01]  Doramia Aeon: blinks
[15:01]   Danton’s Xcite Bum blows kisses at the crowd
[15:02]  Danton Thirroul: ah.
[15:02]  Danton Thirroul: Jonty!
[15:02]  Danton Thirroul: the big arse bandit!
[15:02]  Danton’s Xcite Bum sings along
[15:02]  Danton Thirroul: Should have guess!
[15:02]  Danton Thirroul: no one else (aside from Riko) it could have been
[15:02]  Riko Kamachi: ?
[15:02]  Echo Cooke: posh.. D quit picking on Riko..
[15:02]  Riko Kamachi: OH
[15:03]  Riko Kamachi: IT’S ECHO!
[15:03]  Danton Thirroul: Echo- I do NOT pick on Riko!!!!
[15:03]  Danton Thirroul: ECHO?
[15:03]  Riko Kamachi: YOU DO!
[15:03]  Riko Kamachi sobs loudly
[15:03]  Echo Cooke: Nooo..
[15:03]  Eria Ziemia: aww lol
[15:03]  Doramia Aeon: LOL I will
[15:03]  Roswenthe Aluveaux: Danton’s lying again…might have to get out the seige weapons
[15:03]  Miranda Milestone: ^^
[15:03]  Echo Cooke: Its not Meeeeee
[15:03]  Danton Thirroul: Riko… are you the same person who consistantly adds 40 years ti my age?
[15:03]  Riko Kamachi: lol what?
[15:04]  Danton’s Xcite Bum grins and ruffles its hair
[15:04]  Danton Thirroul: Correct me if I am wrong- I believe you are th Riko who makes up stuff about me every day yes?
[15:04]  Danton Thirroul: (IT HAS HAIR?!?!)
[15:04]  Riko Kamachi: ?????
[15:04]  Angus Mesmer: so you are only 15? Underage! Underage!
[15:04]  Echo Cooke: lmao
[15:04]  Doramia Aeon: she doesn’t have to make stuff up, you do enough on your own
[15:04]  Roswenthe Aluveaux is on the floor laughing
[15:04]  Riko Kamachi: UNDERAGE!
[15:04]  Danton Thirroul: thank you Mira!!!!
[15:04]  Miranda Milestone: LOL Angus
[15:04]  Riko Kamachi: UNDERAGE!
[15:04]  Echo Cooke: eeeks
[15:04]  Riko Kamachi high fives the ball of gas
[15:05]   Danton’s Xcite bum  rubs  night cream on itself to hide those wrinkles
[15:05]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[15:05]  Danton Thirroul: lol
[15:05]  Danton Thirroul: twats!

[16:02]  Armandi Goodliffe: You know, today someone told me my makeup was too flat, and I was like “Whatever” and they where like “Say what?” and I was like “Shove off”

[3:38]  Eria Ziemia: whats the deffination of a lass?

[There's something odd in the water in Denmark.]
[3:40]  Eria Ziemia: uhm why is that chair spinning on its own`
[3:41]  Riko Kamachi: Ummm?
[3:41]  Eria Ziemia: yeah I figured thats what happened
[3:41]  Riko Kamachi: Spinning chair?
[3:41]  Eria Ziemia: yeah the one int he middle is spinning on its own
[3:41]  Riko Kamachi: o.O
[3:42]  Doramia Aeon: looks at eria
[3:42]  Eria Ziemia: it does!
[3:42]  Doramia Aeon: spinning chairs?
[3:42]  Riko Kamachi: ERIA IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SKITTLES!
[3:42]  Eria Ziemia: I would take a pic, but doesnt make sense lol
[3:42]  Eria Ziemia: I wish Riko lol
[3:42]  Eria Ziemia: that chair
[3:43]  Doramia Aeon: I don’t see it spinning Eria
[3:44]  Eria Ziemia: but it does
[3:44]  Doramia Aeon: Eria, hun, we TOLD you not to take candy from Jonty, now you are seeing things
[3:44]  Eria Ziemia: oh would never dream of stealign candy from Jonty, thats not safe
[3:45]  Doramia Aeon: stealing’s ok, it’s when he offers it you say no
[3:45]  Eria Ziemia: ha I got you good, chair!
[3:45]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[3:45]  Riko Kamachi: o.O
[3:45]  Doramia Aeon: finds Eria a nice little padded room
[3:45]  Eria Ziemia: well it stoped spinning

[8:49]  Campanula Goldlust: hey to you all, wherever you are xD
[8:49]  Campanula Goldlust: so, if I’ve stepped on anyone, sincerest apologies ㋡
[8:49]  Ajay McDowwll: We’ll rezz eventually Campa… LOL
[8:50]  Ajay McDowwll: And no worries — you know it isn’t a full SL day until you’ve mowed down at least 20 avatars

[8:49]  Riko Kamachi: Heya Campi
[8:49]  Darth North: drools at campy
[8:50]  Riko Kamachi uses a hoover on Darth’s face
[8:50]  Campanula Goldlust: Darth, you drool at anything hun xD
[8:50]  Darth North: oooh kinky riko

[14:13]  Miranda Milestone: my old math teacher always banged his head or fist against the door when we didn#t get what he tried to explain and one day he left the door with a nice hole in it

[5:51]  Indoril Akina: sorry i fell out of the sleigh
[5:51]  Riko Kamachi: LOL
[5:52]  Indoril Akina: i’m not drunk, i just went to a strange fantasy land

[12:51]  Jade Eiren: keep yer fuzzies off my butt

[4:11]  Nirak Trescothick: its ok, i also piss and moan about wasp waisted supergiant pec guys too.

~ by Riko on 27 December, 2008.