He says, She says… (part twenty-nine; of a league)

Lots of bum talk this week, coupled with comedic timing. And death threats! Gotta love the death threats… (especially when made by me ;P)

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[13:33] Ceakay Ballyhoo: god, sex with high heels on and covered in Chocolate…….oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh
[13:33] Darth North: CK !!!
[13:33] Darth North: stop turning me on
[13:34] Campanula Goldlust: cakes turn you on, Darth, so it’s not difficult

[13:38] Riko Kamachi: i’m currently being stared at by half the pub
[13:38] Miranda Milestone: LOL
[13:38] Miranda Milestone: blarney?
[13:38] Miranda Milestone: are you naked?

[15:48] Doramia Aeon: awww Jonty, you know you are the cutest cat I know
[15:48] Doramia Aeon: except Boris
[15:48] Danton Thirroul: I myself am an intelligent, sensible grown man… and as such i have NO RESISTANCE TO THE CUTNESS OF PUPPIES!!!!
[15:48] Campanula Goldlust: well, not quite as cute as Boris, Mia
[15:48] Doramia Aeon: yes, D, we know
[15:48] Danton Thirroul: no, Boris IS cute
[15:49] Doramia Aeon: but you tried hard to resist
[15:49] Danton Thirroul smiles at boris in a rather alrming way
[15:49] Bridgette Brezoianu: yes boris is sexy kitty with an attitude
[15:49] Boris Janus is slightly unnerved by all this talk of puppies……

[15:52] Bridgette Brezoianu: if you are new, please ask danton for a kiss..he is here to help
[15:52] Danton Thirroul spits coke…

[4:08] Riko Kamachi: and bloody hell, sharples is TALL
[4:09] Riko Kamachi: ham looks like the dwarf man next to her
[4:09] Bridgette Brezoianu: hhahahhaha
[4:09] Bridgette Brezoianu: she is
[4:09] Riko Kamachi: she’s even taller than D
[4:09] Bridgette Brezoianu: her and phooks could sub for telephone poles

[12:26] Riko Kamachi: Here’s some advice, Yurie… run
[12:27] Yurie Thor: riko i’m not scared of you missy!
[12:27] Alarah Weatherwax sniggers
[12:27] Campanula Goldlust: he would, Riko, if it wasn’t for the lag xD
[12:27] Alarah Weatherwax: did YOU just call ME missy????????
[12:27] Yurie Thor: no Riko!!
[12:27] Riko Kamachi: Yeah, don’t call Alarah missy!
[12:27] Riko Kamachi: Don’t call me Missy either!
[12:28] Alarah Weatherwax: you BETTER not matey because you gonna GET IT in da neck if ya dooo
[12:28] Yurie Thor: ok missy
[12:28] Campanula Goldlust: Yurie, you like to liver dangerously don’t you xD
[12:28] Bridgette Brezoianu: my liver is dangerous camp
[12:28] Alarah Weatherwax: he certainly does Campi lololol
[12:28] Yurie Thor: mean spirited then arn’t we?
[12:28] Alarah Weatherwax: •´¨*•.¸. HahahaA •´¨*•.¸.
[12:28] Alarah Weatherwax: OH of course I am Yurie
[12:28] Alarah Weatherwax: !!! /\/\/\∞**∞**∞ REZZIDENT EVIL IS HERE! ∞**∞**∞/\/\/\ !!!
[12:28] Riko Kamachi: Who me? I’m not mean spirited
[12:28] Riko Kamachi: I’ll tell Ham you said that
[12:28] Yurie Thor: oh ok just checking Al
[12:28] Campanula Goldlust: awww, Riko, as if
[12:29] Alarah Weatherwax: well I AM so THERE
[12:29] Yurie Thor: help
[12:29] Alarah Weatherwax: you are BEYOND it Yurie
[12:29] Campanula Goldlust: lol Yurie, you’re on your own love
[12:29] Alarah Weatherwax sniggers ebilly
[12:29] Yurie Thor: Riko and Alarah are pickeing on me Clio
[12:29] Riko Kamachi: You are picking on me!
[12:29] Cliona Colclough: awww u can take it hun
[12:30] Campanula Goldlust: awww poor lamb
[12:30] Bridgette Brezoianu: yurie needs to be picked on
[12:30] VenusMari Zapedzki: thats the seat to sitr on
[12:30] Alarah Weatherwax: YURIE IS A WUSSSS
[12:30] Riko Kamachi: He does!
[12:30] Alarah Weatherwax: YOU ARE PICKING ON UUS you NANAHHHH
[12:30] Bridgette Brezoianu: he tried to set me up with someon durin morning kick
[12:30] Yurie Thor: what?
[12:30] Alarah Weatherwax: YOU lurve it Yurie

[14:53] Roisin Ballyhoo: Safra… you look like a dustball with a hat and skirt

[14:58] Safra Nitely: is ish dancing with danton?
[14:58] Ishtar Roux: not intentionally… his wings make me sneeze

[16:07] Roisin Ballyhoo would think it would be hard to DJ with a ballgag
[16:08] Roisin Ballyhoo: aaaaaaaand… there goes the elegance
[16:08] Danton Thirroul: stright out the door!!!!
[16:08] Riko Kamachi: what, because DB arrived?
[16:08] Riko Kamachi: well, at least he’s not bald this week
[16:09] Roisin Ballyhoo: no, when gimps and ballgags joined the conversation
[16:09] Danton Thirroul: no Roisins comment…
[16:09] Riko Kamachi: ballgags?
[16:09] Danton Thirroul: which followed mine I admit
[16:09] Danton Thirroul smiles at Riko…
[16:09] Riko Kamachi: yes i know what they are, D
[16:09] Miranda Milestone: oh, we’re still elegant Rois, jut the level of the conversation is dropping rather quickly
[16:09] Riko Kamachi: i’m wondering when and how they entered the conversation
[16:10] Roisin Ballyhoo: You know, I’d be worried if it didn’t Mira
[16:10] Miranda Milestone: yep, me too
[16:10] Angus Mesmer: a drop in the level of conversation? you should see the Caledon group chat…
[16:10] Ishtar Roux chuckles: sounds like a party.. sorry I missed it, D
[16:11] Angus Mesmer: Well, none comes to mind at the moment, but I regularly login to some plans of world conquest with pauses for tea…
[16:11] Angus Mesmer: or something usually more…. saucy
[16:11] Miranda Milestone: oh, give us the saucy details xD
[16:11] Angus Mesmer: nah, I just don’t remember
[16:11] Roisin Ballyhoo: spill it, glow ball

[17:35] Danton Thirroul: but I have trained my class now… they understand that I respect evil behavior… now they reveal intimate personal secrets about ecah other with alarming regularity…
[17:36] Danton Thirroul: When i call the names in the moprning register, they answer for each other…
[17:36] Danton Thirroul: “Peter?” “is Gay!”

[17:53] Danton Thirroul: You know, hard as you find to believe this…
[17:53] Danton Thirroul: I am actually not inclinded towards serious cross dressing…

[I hate you D... feckin'... pervert!]
[18:00] Contest Pro Board (Classic) v1.10 shouts: The winner of contest “Most Elegant” is Riko Kamachi with 4 votes. Riko Kamachi wins 500L!
[18:01] Miranda Milestone: YAY!
[18:01] Miranda Milestone: riko
[18:01] Riko Kamachi: ooooh!
[18:01] Riko Kamachi: thank you!
[18:01] Danton Thirroul: YAY Riko!!!!!
[18:01] DBDigital Epsilon: Congrats Riko
[18:01] Riko Kamachi: :)
[18:01] Riko Kamachi: (wasn’t expecting that)
[18:01] Danton Thirroul: And now we have Riko’s soft porn profile picture on the big screen!!!!
[18:01] Danton Thirroul: LOLL
[18:01] Riko Kamachi: PMSL
[18:01] DBDigital Epsilon: LOL!
[18:01] Riko Kamachi: that’s me being arty with the model hair, thanks D
[18:01] Danton Thirroul: She has that ‘just molested’ look down pat…
[18:01] Miranda Milestone: and what’s mine then? hard core?
[18:01] Danton Thirroul: “Oh MY Mr Darcy…”
[18:02] Danton Thirroul: Actually Mirs… yes…
[18:02] Riko Kamachi turns bright red and beats D bloody with the fans
[18:02] Danton Thirroul: LOLLL!
[18:02] Miranda Milestone: Mr Darcy is SOOO hot!
[18:02] Miranda Milestone: lol Danton
[18:02] Riko Kamachi: he IS
[18:02] Miranda Milestone is secretly in love with Colin Firth
[18:02] Riko Kamachi: he’s a bit past it now
[18:02] Danton Thirroul: Ten minutes before that picture was taken Riko was filing away books in the library- and then mr Darcy walked in…
[18:02] Riko Kamachi: D, SHUT UP
[18:03] Danton Thirroul: LOLLLL!
[18:03] Miranda Milestone: *puurrrrrrrrrrr*
[18:03] Riko Kamachi will wake her brother up with manic laughter
[18:03] Miranda Milestone: lol riko
[D tries to talk on stream and fails miserably.]
[18:03] Riko Kamachi: STOP LAUGHING YOU BERK!
[18:03] Riko Kamachi: DIE!
[18:04] Miranda Milestone: danton you should have said that more eroitc… OOooooh… Mr Darcy!
[18:04] Riko Kamachi: (shakes with silent laughter)
[18:04] Riko Kamachi attacks Mira
[18:04] Miranda Milestone runs
[18:04] Riko Kamachi kicks D in the nuts
[18:04] Miranda Milestone: LOLLL Danton
[18:04] Miranda Milestone: I bet he’s very good with his hands
[18:04] Danton Thirroul has serious giggles
[18:04] Miranda Milestone: and he would know where he has to place his register
[18:05] Riko Kamachi: SHUT UP
[18:05] Roswenthe Aluveaux: i was away, but i think I probably didn’t need to know
[18:05] Danton Thirroul: Riko- its a lovely profile pic…
[18:05] Danton Thirroul: Ignore my crude mind!
[18:06] Riko Kamachi: -.-
[18:06] Riko Kamachi goes to change it
[18:06] Danton Thirroul gets the giggles again!!!
[18:06] Danton Thirroul: Nooooooo!!!
[18:06] Riko Kamachi: DAMMIT
[18:06] Danton Thirroul: Its a brilliant picture…
[18:06] Riko Kamachi: you are so going to DIE when i finally meet you in RL, D…
[18:06] Danton Thirroul: I think I will have one made roughly the same…
[18:06] Danton Thirroul wonders if Db will ravish him for the picture…
[18:06] Danton Thirroul: LOLLLLLL!
[18:06] Danton Thirroul: ahem!
[18:06] Danton Thirroul: Sorry….
[18:07] DBDigital Epsilon: er umm? ok what did I miss?

[17:13] Miranda Milestone: my dog is cuddling under the blanket with my butt

[19:23] Roisin Ballyhoo thinks we need to rearrange Ds title to be “Diagon Alley Orifice”

[8:43] Danton Thirroul: ITS HAM’S BIRTHDAY!
[8:43] Kennef Riggles:
[8:43] Kennef Riggles: ˜*•. ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ .•*˜
[8:43] Kennef Riggles: •°~°•~ LINE UP LADIES!!!! ~•°~°•
[8:43] Kennef Riggles: .•*˜ .•°*”˜.•°*”˜”*°•.˜”*°•. ˜*•.
[8:43] Kennef Riggles:

[Errr. That's FOOTloose...]
[14:18] Safra Nitely: KICK THE CHAIR AWAY AND DANCES……… WONDERS WHY SITTING ON BUM, OH YEAH. DIDNT STAND UP 1ST
[14:18] Serenity Innis: Bum dancing is just fine Safra
[14:19] Serenity Innis: Dancing ON your Bum that is
[14:19] Safra Nitely: my bum is private propety! spank at your own risk!!!!
[14:20] Serenity Innis: Bumloose!
[14:20] Roisin Ballyhoo: V^v^.:HowwwlzzZ:.^v^V
[14:20] Safra Nitely: Hooo!! Hooo!! Hooo!!
[14:20] Safra Nitely: Hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:20] Riko Kamachi: …bumloose?
[14:20] Riko Kamachi: that sounds uncomfortable
[14:21] Otawan Fouquet LAUGHS HER ASS OFF!
[14:21] Otawan Fouquet LAUGHS HER ASS OFF!
[14:21] Riko Kamachi: as does that.
[14:21] Serenity Innis: Bum is the new foot this season
[14:21] Safra Nitely: hope that comes with chilled loo roll!
[14:21] Roisin Ballyhoo passes out girdles to those with loose bums
[14:21] Jade Widdershins: ha ha ha
[14:21] Otawan Fouquet: wiggly bum
[14:21] Campanula Goldlust: anyway, for goodness sakes don’t aim them at me, throw them at Mira, she’s bound to catch a few xD
[14:21] Jade Widdershins: NO cutting loose guys
[14:21] AEster Hathaway: grabs her bum with her two hands …………. not gonna loose this one
[14:21] Safra Nitely gets back on chair. tis safer to chair dance i thinks
[14:22] Campanula Goldlust: much safer, Saf, trust me on that one xd
[14:22] Jade Widdershins: bums are in danger?
[14:22] Darth North: kicks the chair out from under safra
[14:22] AEster Hathaway: somebody did sing bumloose
[14:22] Campanula Goldlust: awww, Darth, meany
[14:22] Serenity Innis tosses down a pillow real quick like for Safra
[14:22] Roisin Ballyhoo: DANGER BUM!!! the newest comic book hero!

[14:28] Riko Kamachi: Darth is a girl, isn’t he?
[14:28] Jade Widdershins: wow…yer kidding?
[14:28] Safra Nitely: or how else he cat fight like that
[14:28] Darth North: if i was , would you kiss me Riko ?
[14:28] Riko Kamachi: You wish.
[14:29] Sukizelle Khandr: yeah he is
[14:29] Serenity Innis: depends on whether there is hair pulling or not
[14:29] Otawan Fouquet: OK kids, calm down
[14:29] Miranda Milestone: Darth is looking for a good snog!
[14:29] Otawan Fouquet: MAMA IS HERE

[14:33] Safra Nitely: darthy = camp space invader
[14:33] Campanula Goldlust: hey, watch it when you say ‘camp’ xD

[15:40] Danton Thirroul: I am in shock– its why i had to listen to SUdden Death remotely-0 its only NOW I feel human!
[15:41] Riko Kamachi: You’re human? Since when?
[15:41] Danton Thirroul: two weeks ago, last Thursday…
[15:41] Riko Kamachi: Oh right. OK
[15:41] Danton Thirroul: apparently since I do not have enough hair I cannot claim to be a chimp anymore…

[4:49] Indoril Akina: hiya!! howve ya been?
[4:49] Riko Kamachi: good thanks
[4:49] Riko Kamachi: you?
[4:52] Indoril Akina: well apart from just being called a gay butt pirate pretty good
[4:52] Riko Kamachi: you are a gay butt pirate! XD
[4:53] Indoril Akina: well yeah obviously, i mean look at me, i’m so tan and buff and male and into butts

~ by Riko on 19 November, 2008.